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Tak theory

The Tak theory is quite simple. The human is unaware that he is adored by everyone. When he leaves a room everyone speaks of how amazing he is, although he has no idea of his popularity and fan following.

Similar to Handa-kun.
"OMG! I LOVE HIM "
Well that's the Tak theory for ya
by Famjam April 1, 2017
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theory-function

A contra-referentialization of the Dark Enlightenment's theory-fiction in which language (form) and function share a contrapositive relationship.

The basis of Hypermodernism.
Postmodernism argues that form follows function.

Theory-function the theoretical foundation of Hypermodernism argues that DESIGN follows function. Form is oriented as contrapositive to function.

Hypermodernism would use the meme and more metastatically the skeuomorph as a theory-function instance, ie., a meta-medium.
by tomorrowtomorrow November 27, 2018
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Two Theory

When one makes a generalization on something, and there are only two examples in which said event has occurred.
Person 1: "Yeah, that person always sings".

Person 2: "He's only sang at your birthday, and at the store. Two theory".
by two theorizer April 3, 2010
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pigtail theory

Pigtail theory when a girl wears her hair in pigtails while going to work, these women usually make more money because they look like children.
Guy:Yo those pigtails are hot as fuck she looks so young I should tip her more money.
Girl: wow I guess the pigtail theory worked
by UrgentUrge August 27, 2023
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Sponge Theory

Spongebob’s sponge theory is a theory which we absorb ideas like a sponge, and where some slip through the holes and others are squeezed out of us in every day life, like a sponge.
Barthes semiotic analysis theory ain’t got shit on spongebobs sponge theory
by trappergirl6o May 15, 2023
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Jades Theory

“Jade’s theory” is her scientific claim that every brown guy has a massive big giant juicy cock just because they’re brown. (She has proven this for experience. )
“Damn sis this south asian dudes dick went so deep I felt it in my stomach, Jades theory must be true.”
by uswhenwemet June 11, 2022
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The Sperm Theory

It is a concept of population explosion in which each sperm has the ability to divide into two more sperms after fertilization with an egg. It's the sperm theory based on nuclear fission which will be able to fertilize more than 4 million eggs.
Girls need more sperm for satisfaction, entertainment and recreation. We will have to introduce the sperm theory to meet their demand.
by UglyDuckling69 November 18, 2019
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