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Stoner meal

A random assortment of food prepared and eatin by a stoned individual. these items were chosen by the stoner for consumption based on their amount of effort to achieve. This assortment of food may include as as rediculous as items as the following: carrot raisen muffin, beef jerky, string cheese, and pickles.
Dude im so high, im down for a stoner meal, alright man lets see whats in the fridge.
by davidmact June 7, 2011
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Stoner Army

The Stoner Army is an organization that fights for stoner rights. Originally a group of web-cam chatters, this community has grown to become a part of the movement to legalize marijuana.

Their homepage is stonerarmy.org
by Stoner Army HQ November 12, 2011
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The Stoner's Haircut

The act of burning the hair on your pointer finger while attempting to light a bowl of Marijuana.
Ouch! I burned my finger. Ah dude, you totally just got The Stoner's Haircut!
by Christine O'Donnell January 18, 2011
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jack stoner

Teacher to Chuck Norris. Baddest mother fucker around! Awesome Texan.
I wish I could be like Jack Stoner!
by Knuck Knuck May 21, 2017
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Stoner Shit

The discarded "log shaped" tobacco from a cigar used for smoking weed.
Someone left a stoner shit on the sidewalk.
by Frick March 20, 2005
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Stoner Concentration

A card game used to test the potency of your marijuana. The more difficult it seems, the stronger the weed.
Stoner1: "Stoner Concentration is played like regular Concentration, only the cards are dealt face up. You have to turn two cards over and find a match."

StraightPerson: "But that's crazy!!! You're only matching the backs, and all the backs are the sa...."

Stoner2: "Cool, man. Blaze one up and deal!!!"
by Giacomojones March 8, 2017
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Stoner legs

When people smoke a lot of weed/cannabis/marijuana and smokers get a physical high and their legs feel really heavy. Often they want to get up realize they have stoner legs and just zone out sitting down for a bit.
John: "Why has Martin been sitting on the couch for 3 hours without getting up?"

Bob: "I reckon he's got a bad case of stoner legs, he keeps looking up at the ceiling.."
by MR321 March 24, 2012
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