by PokitoDaKing June 6, 2017
Get the close the marketmug. Refers to da usually-overpriced crappy-a** merchandise dat remains unsold subsequent to a gala celebration, holiday-bash, or other one-time/seasonal sales-event; said goodies can often be had for very little or even free, if said products' vendors were just going to toss it in da dumpster or have already done so.
You can often pick up after-market items for next to nothing if they have "gone stale", either because they are actually perishable goods and thus are starting to no longer be saleable after the sales-event is over, or because they are season/event/holiday-related (such as spring-gardening accessories, Independence-Day ephemera, personalized wedding-trinkets, Valentine's Day candy, etc.) and therefore would no longer be of interest to most buyers. If you know a creative way to make use of said sundries, however --- like if you can chop up flashy decorations to use as glitter, re-label imprinted items to use for another purpose, pass out random items as party-favors to open-minded/good-humored folks who don't mind the "invalid-to-the-event" nature of said baubles, etc. --- then by al means, knock yourself out... just be careful that you don't allow said gleeful foraging turn into a free-food fiasco, whereby you gluttonously gorge yourself on all kinds of refined/sugary/salty crap that's been discarded, and which therefore is indeed totally "up for grabs" but would not be healthy to consume in large quantities, especially if you are on a diet to lose weight or otherwise needing to watch your calorie/carb/sodium-intake.
by QuacksO August 13, 2019
Get the after-market itemsmug. Some guy who finds himself trading on discord, why he started at age 12 is a whole other story. Apparently he is Indian, so he I have heard rumors that he own several scam call centers so I would personally buy call leaps on those. He also sells 1 on 1s...so theres that, maybe take put leaps on those. The Market Bishop is also someone who dumbs down everything with trading because he usually only has 2.3 braincells during the average day
Wow, that The Market Bishop has an unusally high winrate percentage...must be all that intel he gets from his call scam centers
by KevinLadka January 22, 2025
Get the The Market Bishopmug. by BrendyBrend October 10, 2025
Get the Market Rasen Muddy Cuddlemug. by Jxckson April 1, 2022
Get the Black Market Tamponmug. The poses one takes, in pictures or social media, when they are ready and available to attract mates in the wild. The pose is meant to make them appear socially or sexually available to those that are interested. Females typically pose showing some skin, showing underwear, wearing makeup, reddish lipstick, use photoshop, or a combination of all of that. Males don't have typical behavior that is readily analogous.
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Guy: Dang, Jessica Alba is suddenly showing some skin in her pictures!
Girl: Yeah ...kinda slutty if you ask me.
Guy: ...I think I can see part of her bra strap!!!
Girl: That's just her hair...
Guy: Look at those big, red lips! OMG!
Girl: That's photoshopped! This is her market pose ...Are you listening?
Guy: Damn! I didn't know she was single, better hit that UP!
Guy: Dang, Jessica Alba is suddenly showing some skin in her pictures!
Girl: Yeah ...kinda slutty if you ask me.
Guy: ...I think I can see part of her bra strap!!!
Girl: That's just her hair...
Guy: Look at those big, red lips! OMG!
Girl: That's photoshopped! This is her market pose ...Are you listening?
Guy: Damn! I didn't know she was single, better hit that UP!
by QuakerOatsMapleBrownSugar May 4, 2013
Get the Market Posemug. by Huckleberryloves November 17, 2022
Get the jock marketmug.