Schwanz Mac

A word invented in Austria that only Afghan people can say it can literally mean anything.

That food tasted like Schwanz Mac.
Abdul you fucking Schwanz Mac.

by deimuttafett March 31, 2020

El mac

The largest geezer around. Always down for a root and will supply bikkies.has the ketamine in the back room so just ask for it.

Ay Jerry ya el mac don't spook the ducks, nigga

by Race car November 3, 2019

Sushi Mac

The Sushi Mac is the fast food delicacy of the urban cannibal necrophile. The product is made when the hungry gent (or lady) exhumes two male and one female fresh corpses (preferably a family). The product consists of the two pieces of man meat being sandwiched by the female's fish flaps when at the same time excreting the female's final monthly "tomato relish" as a topping. (If the woman died while pregnant the placenta can also be blended to make this relish). The "double cheese" is provided by scraping the final secretion from the inside of the deceased foreskins.

"Did you hear that Colin's family died in a car accident the other day?"

"Excellent! I could murder a Sushi Mac!"

by 5ush October 28, 2009

Mac Trenchard

a Mac Trenchard is a funny looking person who usually bears a resemblance towards the popular Twilight Saga. A Mac Trenchard is often found in a local boozer, attempting to seduce mildly attractive girls with comments regarding his All Saints coat and his Audi A5. If all else fails, he'll bring out the black card and will purchase a budget prosecco in the hopes of winning them over.

Bro, don't be such a Mac Trenchard - that girl isn't even attractive and you've just spent £30 on her.

by cuntface20 September 6, 2019

Monti Mac

A beautiful and amazing person that knows how to pick you up from when you are down she be slayin where ever she goes and she is so nice and smart she's always there for you and can put a dang smile on your face without even trying but when u leave her on open or she will kill you :)

Dang Monti Mac I wish I was you.

by Skirtttttttt April 30, 2017

Mac One

An order for a big mac at a McDonalds fast food restaurant relayed from counter clerk to chef in a broad scouse (Liverpudlian) accent.

Customer: I'll have a Big Mac and a large fries.

Counter Clerk (turns towards chef): MACHHHHH ONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!

Customer: Wow, mac one.

by Benjamina July 1, 2007

salt mac

At McDonalds, you repeatedly add more and more sachets of salt on to your mates Mac when you have conveniently asked them to go and get you another tomato sauce. Hide/drink their drink and wait till they take a bite!

Aye up hes on his way back, cant wait till he takes a bite of his salt mac, i hope he dehydrates.

by Mike Hilton December 21, 2007