Ghost Broke

When you're so broke that your wallet haunts you

"I'm so broke, I'm ghost broke... frightening"

by XDARKVIXENX June 5, 2016

Instagram-Ghosting

Instagram-ghosting is when you add someone on Instagram just to get them to follow you back then as soon as they do you unfollow them hoping they wont notice. People do this to gain more followers than adds and to appear popular.
Sometimes people add lists of people in bulk and unfollow them again in bulk. This usually cultivates tens of followers and likes.

It's quite rude and needy.

Instagram-Ghosting: I thought this model added me on instagram because they liked my pictures but as soon as they got my follow-back they Instagram-ghosted me.

An Instagram-Ghost followed me on instagram today.

by Beccajordanna July 24, 2017

ghost johnson

A maniac with the mentality of a 15 year old teen who is so gud at the drums that he can bring back the dead.

Demon Child: I wish Grandma wasn’t dead

Ghost Johnson: Hellllllooooooooo

Demon Child: What’s up with this ad about resurrection

Ghost Johnson: I play the Drums soo gud, that I bring back the dead
Demon Child: REALLY!!!

Ghost Johnson: Time to do a drum solo

“Intense Drumming”

Ghost Johnson: Bring back grandma!
Demon Child: It’s actually working!

Demon Child: OH MY GOD SHE DOESNT HAVE ANY SKIN

Ghost Johnson: No refunds

by GhostJohnson January 31, 2020

ghost touch

another term for masturbation. it originally meant when a touchscreen laptop opens apps and shit by itself, without anyone touching it.

Tom tends to ghost touch himself when he's alone.

by $T0N3R May 1, 2018

ghost step

The act of walking in the dark up or downstairs and taking an additional step that does not exist.

I almost broke my damn neck last night, I was coming the stairs when I took a ghost step and almost ate it.

by King Jeruz December 17, 2013

Ghost mole

When someone with a very distinctive mole gets it removed, but you can still picture it on their face.

Person 1: Check out her insta, she got her mole removed!!

Person 2: No way... isn’t that it right there?

Person 1: Dude that’s just the shadow

Person 2: Shadow? Or.... GHOST MOLE??

by woopsey February 27, 2018

Ghetto-ghost

Ragged trash bags that are infinitely stuck in tree branches.

What's that in the tree behind Jamal's apartment ..oh it's just a ghetto-ghost.

by Rometti January 28, 2017