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up a paddle without a creek

A kind and polite way to say that someone has a stick up their ass. It's saying that someone is being overly stubborn, that they're refusing to come to terms with a situation, or that they're being waaay too strict about something and they're making a mountain out of a molehill.
-- Excerpt from "Kung Fu Panda" --
Master Shifu: "Tai Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way!"
Master Oogway: "That is bad news. If you believe that the dragon warrior cannot stop him."
Master Shifu: "The panda?!? Master, that panda is not the dragon warrior! He wasn't even meant to be here! It was an accident."
Master Oogway: "There are no accidents."
Master Shifu: "Yes, I know. You've said that already."
Master Oogway: "Heh, well, it looks like you're up a paddle without a creek. And if you are up a paddle, the paddle is up you."
by Coran17 October 18, 2023
mugGet the up a paddle without a creekmug.

duck creek

The Skatepark where we got chased by birds
"where did all those birds come from?"
"AHH!"
"Lets go to ranch and not Duck Creek"
by Run! October 9, 2008
mugGet the duck creekmug.

scott’s creek

scotts creek is the worst elm school in wnc. want your daughter to get hit on by a teacher? here’s the place!!! want your son to make bomb threats? you’re at the right place!!!
mom: do you want to go to scott’s creek?
daughter: do you want me to get hate crimed?
by mustybongwater May 13, 2022
mugGet the scott’s creekmug.

creeking

Creeking, or getting 'creeked'.
I saw Damo creeking through Hawknobby with his engine full bore, it's meant to be electric motor or paddle only. What a creek snake! Getting creeked means he went into a waterway too thin, and got stuck or crashed.
by CRANIAL FEATURES January 17, 2025
mugGet the creekingmug.

Red creek

Red creek don’t get me started on this shit bruh
Red creek is full of red neck racists,white kids trying to be gangsters,coke addicts and rapists.
If you were to go to red creek you’d smell instantly weed and see crackheads walking around.People smoking behind the pit stop every week, not to mention someone killed someone here.Red creek school is a joke too you got girls barking at people and bomb threats.People that look like school shooters.If you were to go in the bathroom you’d see a group hitting vapes and shit and they ask if you got Nic every second.some dumbasses do that shit in class bruh.There’s no air conditioning and it smells like piss.There’s fights every week.Fuck red creek
by Your.moms.dildo December 2, 2021
mugGet the Red creekmug.

Creek boy

One or more people who own a boat that load it down with as many people as possible and blast rave style music at every raft up. (Females are usually put on the boat by force)
Damn, that guy Brett is a real creek boy
by The real daddo August 27, 2022
mugGet the Creek boymug.

Silver Creek High School

Full of fake, privileged, basic white and Mexican crackheads with the dumbest fucking schedule
Do not go to silver creek high school or just Sellersburg in general.
by Putani January 14, 2020
mugGet the Silver Creek High Schoolmug.

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