Ted Ottley

Author, Journalist, Composer and Producer

Ted Ottley is an author of suspense novels for teen males published by Bantam, Hodder and Random House. Writer for online crime library. Composer of music for Film, TV series (Huckleberry Finn), Advertising Jingles and producer of legit and industrial shows. Worked with celebrities from Mickey Rooney to Tina Turner, Australian Rock Artists and more.

by Jay D'Arcy October 13, 2009

Ted

Person that is a dickhead, wanker or just a shitty type of person

That blokes a right Ted!

Kick him out he’s being a Ted

by Sketchypunx May 26, 2022

Ted

To bring a guy to an event to make another guy jealous

She tedded him

by Elttar August 16, 2024

uncle ted

ted kaczynski, the one true father

rest in peace uncle ted

by xX90sCrankerXx December 23, 2023

Ted

The most Handsome man you will ever meet . Trustworthy and Kind to everyone. He gets along well with both Sexes
And is smart but can be silly at some times. A determined person who will never stop doing what's right . In a relationship he will always pamper his partner properly. Overall he is a fab person and if you meet a hunk like Ted definitely be friends. TEDS ARE SO (HOT)

Person 1 " whoa that boy is fit"
Person 2 " Damn that must be a Ted"

by Teds Girlfriends August 1, 2019

ted davis

a mysterious boy who is dedicated to be a hoe, hoe as in getting together with woman

"bro you hear ted got a new woman"

"ted who dawg"
"ted davis"
"damn he a hoe fr he js broke up wit his girl i swear"

by daddymuckbanger2000 November 30, 2022

Ted-Phobic

An extreme fear of the name Ted, hearing the name or seeing someone with the name Ted can cause severe cases of dry lips, anemia, bleeding from the anus or a severe sexual desire to be anally penetrated leading to anal bleeding.

Ty: holy shit is that Ted?
Jack: fuck, I think my lips are getting dry
Sam: NOOOOOOOOOO, I NEED ANAL NOW
James: I think I'm shitting blood
Gavin: Wow that's so Ted-Phobic

by TedHate43 September 3, 2025