Tard protector

A person paid to keep tards out of harms warms way,keep them reserved in their natural habitat ("learning lab") keep them away from muslim invaders

"o no, muslim invaders call chris the tard protector to ZOOM them of to the learning lab in the tard cart

by c-mill January 23, 2005

Bull Tard

A degenerate gambler who always thinks the crypto market is going to go up. The most famous example of a bull-tard is a person called 'Scipio'

"Scipio was such a bull tard last night" says Anon, "yeh I know, wtf why was he such a bull tard, bitcoin was never going to reach 16k"

by Monetae_Anon April 8, 2020

Rockin the Tard

Personifying the less mentally proactive traits found on the extreme low end of the human genetic bell curve.

"Dude was rockin the tard hardcore. Yeah, stagediving rulez, but it helps if you actually have an audience. I ain't never seen an ass with teeth before but they say they can operate."

by Fecesboy June 1, 2004

wayne tard

a person who assumes any song either by or featuring lil wayne is incredibly awesome, even if its horrible and sounds like all 500 of his other songs.

trey: yo man you diggin waynes new ish?

mike: yeah bro its completely original.

cory: yall is wayne tards.

by D1Z3W March 30, 2010

Fuck Tard

Idiotic, Someone who's a complete and utter moron beyond a reason of a doubt

Your such a fuck tard!

by amoffitt05 September 30, 2006

e-tard

The guy at a days inn running thru the hallway at 7 AM screaming, "THIS CARPET IS SO SOFT! ITS SO COMFY! YOU HAVE TO COME FEEL THIS!!!"

holy jeez. Trak is a complete e-tard right now. Can we just lock him out?

by Siggy April 25, 2005

e-tard

someone who uses exctacy on a regular basis and still thinks that their brain functions normally.
short for extacy-retard

Check out all the e-tards giving each other massages in the dark dirty corner over there.
Or.
Damn, another e-tard party.

by grkdaisy February 9, 2003