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phantom grind

Davey watch my phantom grind in the music industry said happily by Oscar.
by Le Roi November 16, 2016
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Phantom Action

A part of a dream that is so ordinary and realistic that you believe it to have actually happened. Phantom Actions entail incredibly simple circumstances such as putting your keys in a different place, or telling someone who looks like Barbara Walters that he or she looks like Barbara Walters.
"I could have sworn that I bought new shampoo. I guess it was just a Phantom Action"
by LordRaccoon May 26, 2009
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The Red Phantom

This is a legend about a woman known as the Red Phantom. It is about a witch in Kentucky that could make her soul leave her body and rape her victims in their sleep. Over time the victim becomes obsessed with her human form. They will see her and wonder where they know her from. They become obsessed with the witch. It will eventually drive them mad and they end up killing themselves. It's reported that all the victims were virgins. Alex age 26 was her first victim. In his last text to his friend, it mentioned him having these sexual dreams every night, and he considered himself no longer a virgin because the dreams were so vivid. Alex was found dead, drowned in his goldfish bowl 1 hour after the text was sent. Alex's back had claw marks that infected his skin. Pieces of glitter where imbedded in his flesh.
Bruh, I think Katy is The Red Phantom, everyone is crazy about her!
by Coolbreezex82x July 13, 2022
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panty phantom

When you wonder where your dirty panties have gotten to because they aren't in the hamper anymore. You consider it plausible that a dirty minded poltergeist could exist and has helped himself, but then you remember that Craig Baker had visited and left quite abruptly.
Wife: Honey, have you seen my little silk panties? I can't find them anywhere...
Husband: Have you checked the clothes hamper in the bathroom?
Wife: Of course I have, they aren't there.
Husband: Well maybe it was the fucking panty phantom?!
by A Bakers Dozen October 16, 2017
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phantom booger

A booger that rattles in your nose, you can feel it with your finger, but can't ever seem to extract on your fingertip.
Hold on, I've almost got this monster out of my nose. Oh pity, it's only a phantom booger.
by hewhocreatesnewwords October 8, 2015
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Phantom Shit

when you fart very slowly and it feels warm and wet and almost like you shit yourself
Guy 1: Oh no, I think I just shat myself, something came out all warm and wet
Guy 2: Check your underwear to make sure
Guy1: Dont worry it was only a phantom shit
by damharvs June 28, 2016
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Danny Phantom

When you're doing a poo and then get up to inspect the specimen and theres nothing in the bowl. Typically the pressure and angle when it hit the water meant its already disappeared under the dip in toilet pipe.
*wipes ass and stands up, looks down at the toilet*

OMG where is my poo?

"Mum! Come quick, I've done another Danny Phantom!"
by Fritzyboi July 17, 2022
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