Hans

Hans is a good guy who loooves his gadgets and toys. He has the best TV. A VR head set. An arcade racing chair but at home. Nice camera. Nice haircut. 2 cool cats. Hot wife. He takes great pride in what he has built for himself

Hans is so cool you almost forget he’s from Florida

by Sickomonster October 7, 2023

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Hans is a pretty simple and decent guy. He has the cutest and brightest smile, often liked by alot of people. Although, he is quite weird... And often different than others, but hes a nice guy, who likes to cheer people up.

"whos that?"
"that's Hans, hes a chill and cool guy."
"Hans is so hot!"

by eggroll x3 October 27, 2023

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hanness

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I hannessed the math test

by w dwDFSDDW November 1, 2023

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Hans' Son

A Hans' Son is someone who never did anything great but shows off like he's king, he claims to be he Hans but he falls short by lack in ability.Hans is the hard-working, intelligent father of which Hans' son, unduly rides the waves.

There goes Hans' son in his new BMW, skipping lectures and failing mean nothing to that boi

by Actroo November 2, 2023

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Black hans

Hans is a very tall and sweet guy. He cares about all his friends and he is the most adorable person ever to be born. If you have a Hans in your life you have to be the luckiest person on earth. He's caring, honest, loyal, funny, and amazing guy you could ever meet. I'm glad I have one in my life. You guys are missing out!

Person 1: "who's that guy over there?"
Person 2: "I heard his name is black Hans he's a really fun guy."
Person 1: "damn I wish I was friends with that guy."

by Black hans November 19, 2023

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Immature guy with a weird common knowledge, who will tell you for hours so many weird funfacts and Dnd stuff. He is such a nerd with small di*k and big ego with low self-awareness, tending to be an alcoholic, having literally no time for his gf (even tho he has none, bcs nobody likes him more than a friend)

He was so Hans coded! I can’t even talk to him, it was so terrible!

by crazygirll December 31, 2023

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