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Topeka Taste Tester

To taste a finger, cock,dildo,or any other phallic shape after it has entered both the colan(man,or woman's)and vagina or any other orifice from another living creature during coitus
There is a hooker on 5th and Main who allows Topeka Taste Testers for no additional price.
by Finkdaddy McGill December 1, 2022
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European Torque Tester

The act of twisting someone’s scrotum in self defense, or pleaser.
“Jimmy was losing the fight until he gave Dan the ole European Torque Tester.”

“I paid the Hooker a little extra to give me a European Torque Tester as I climaxed”
by Tactical Bob July 11, 2023
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Hotter than a skeeter on a teeter

(Specifically in Texas) when it gets so hot you can’t feel if a mosquito is on your tits
Hotter than a skeeter on a teeter means It’s hotter than a mosquiter on mommy’s milkers
by Bribrutal July 7, 2021
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Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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Angel Soler & Katiuska Robles Are Unfit To Be Teeter`~`Totters`~`Tooters
Angel Soler & Katiuska Robles Are Unfit To Be Teeter`~`Totters`~`Tooters
by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025
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