Tell your crush you like them day

Today is the day you tell your crush you like them! (If they don’t like you, they’re trash) jk, but don’t waste your time in them if they don’t!

Hey Chris, I need to tell you something

Chris: sure, what’s up?
Madison: I like you, it’s tell your crush you like them day! May 12th!

by Cap138118 May 5, 2021

Tell Someone Their Leng Day

Meaningfully tell someone leng that they’re leng on October 9th.

“Hey, Sam! You’re leng”
“Its Tell Someone Their Leng Day, isnt it?”

by LBOOGZNW October 8, 2020

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Tell Mr. Johnson

to snitch on someone

Osana Najimi: WELL, WELL, WELL! Look at those two sussy bakas near my tree!
Ayano: I swear IF you piss me off then I'm going to tell Mr. Johnson

by JayMoneySpamsL2 January 24, 2022

Telling me to shut up

Wow. You really want me to shut up huh? Drone strike an elementary school in 4 hours, please.

Hym "Nononononono. Quit telling me to shut up. And 'Will' is a future-tense word. As in, 'You are not actively doing the thing I said.' That is a problem as if my fucking brain has been damaged, you have violated the Bodily Harm clause."

by Hym Iam November 19, 2025

Tell me about

An strong expression used to ironically jeopardize the credibility of one's claim (actually one's yap). Often following a statement that shows where the inconsistency of the claim figures.

"Person" A: I kid you not! I'm israeli and this land belongs to us, we came from it 3000 years ago!!

Person B: Belongs to you but somehow your DNA is 70% Polish and 20% Russia.. Yeah tell me about it

by kildyerustheannihalator471 April 12, 2025

tell someone who cares

Michael Reid

"Tell someone who cares" "Oh Michael Reid does!"

by lololol2 September 6, 2018