Ted

More commonly known as Sped, Tedsticles, or even a combination; Spedsticles, Ted is a midget, obsessed with explosives, aircraft, boats, cars, guns, cannons, overall destroying stuff, and most importantly, Among Us; which he fondly calls: "Amogus"

"Ted's so annoying!"
"That's why we call him Spedsticles you fuckhead"

by HammyShoe July 08, 2024

Ted

Ted can always leg press more than anyone else but can never spell words like "zoo".

"oh hi ted are you leg pressing 600kg"

ted: "yeah I just went to the zo."

by teds secret lover February 24, 2025

Ted

AN AMAZING MAN WITH LARGE MUSCLES AND BALLS THE SIZE OF JUPITER(s) WHO HATES IDOITS

person 1: Ted is muscle
person 2:ye

by BICKDIGGAMINGCOOL2434658 November 07, 2022

ted

a tiny teddy bear who happens to also be a ghost

ted sucks

by ethan.chowww May 29, 2020

ted

The guy from KnT

Ted likes watermelon

by FriskPony June 19, 2018

TED

Ted is a boss fortnite player better than ninja and ali-a.

fortnite is such a ted.

by Okijuhy May 28, 2018

Ted

Ted

Ted is my name

by November 29, 2023