tech whiteout

A tech whiteout occurs when your office experiences or you experience a complete meltdown of the technology you rely on to run your enterprise or life.
“All we did was call in one of our techies and the next thing you know we had a total tech whiteout in our office: our entire network crashed, our VoIP phones wouldn’t work, in fact, you couldn’t even log on to your own local workstation since even that is controlled by the network. These days the Internet is so in-grained into our work flow for: data storage, social networking, running our websites, operating our phones, running applications, communicating with our clients, etc., that when our network isn’t working, we might as well send everyone home. The only thing that was working was the one old analog phone line we keep around for our fax machine.”
by Prof Bruce April 03, 2010
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Support Tech

A Volunteer or Firefighter who drives a special truck with the equiment required to support on scene Firefighters or First responders of a fire scene or MVA. There reqired equipment may contain A light town fixed on top of the truck and a mobile air compressor to refill SCBA bottles, they may have drinks and snacks on the truck to give to firefighters to recover from the incident.
Va beach to support 8 " House fire at 2001 19th st"

E01, L01, E21, L21, NE22, NL22, Sup8 -HOUSE FIRE- 2001 19th street

Support Tech has 4 techs on scene ready to start rehab
by Kacky05 November 07, 2018
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tech karma

A measure for how capable/lucky someone is with computers, gadgets and other technology. At one end of the scale, it's the Buddha-like ability to bend technology to your will and get it to do amazing things. At the other end, it's people who can crash an iPad just by looking at it.
Scarlett's been through 3 laptops already this year - she has terrible tech karma.
by runkelfinker August 31, 2010
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flave tech

the worst artist of all time

"I can be lazy too"
who you listening to flave tech oh he looks like oi tipgrip
by Jacksonlover43 December 05, 2022
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Tech-Flu

A mysterious illness one contracts just after procuring expensive electrical (usually home entertainment classed) devices.
Justin came down with Tech-Flu over the weekend, I heard he got a PS3 last week.

I think the GTAIV DVD case gave me the Tech-Flu when i opened it...
by AzRoN May 14, 2008
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tech-block

when a girl pulls out her phone or opens up her laptop to make herself seem unavailable
person1: yo did you holla at that shawty last night at than joint

person2: oh you mean the bitch that was on the side on her phone the whole time when errbadi else was gettin' they dance on and gettin' they drink on

Person1: oh word? what a fukin' tech-block
by swype April 27, 2011
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tech-block

The implementation of technology to prevent your phone or other digital device from performing a function.
Don't try to use your phone here.

"Why?"

It won't work. They tech-block here. They can track what you do on it.

"Might as well turn it off."

Yup.
by Cyborg Johnny July 18, 2020
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