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Taking a hoot

Verb

When a Canadian gamer is going to take a bong rip in between matches for an unspecified and irregular amount of time.
"Hey man I'm Taking a hoot real quick"

*leaves for 35 years*
by iTheDenfinerrr December 1, 2022
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Take a Vik

The physical act of leaving your place of employment for multiple hours without clocking out, and usually without notifying anyone. Sometimes done under the guise of a work related task, with the expectation that no one will realize how long you've been gone.
Vik: says nothing and leaves.
Co-worker A: "Has anyone seen Vik lately?"
Co-worker B: "Not since this morning."
Vik: returns after being gone for hours and still says nothing.
Co-worker A: "I think I'm gonna go take a Vik."
Co-worker B: "Me too!"
by UrbanGirlInFL December 30, 2010
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Take a half

I am sick of this shit.Imma Take a half up in this bitch
by Nibiru33 March 10, 2010
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auto-take

when you hold an object out so someone will assume you're offering it to them and take it off your hands
lara: (holding out ipod) who's freaking ipod is this? i don't want it!
...
lara: gahh i was hoping someone would just auto-take it from me
by mizaeroganse December 26, 2008
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Take a winnie

1. To defecate
2. To poo
by LemonySnickets January 2, 2021
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Taking a Tony

When you just return from a break at work and immediately have to step off to take a dump.
He'll be back, he is taking a Tony.
by Tooonny January 20, 2019
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Taking a Charles

When a co-worker takes an hour bathroom break dropping a deuce while facebooking.
Worker 1: Do you know where William is at?
Worker 2: I have no idea, Probably taking a charles.
by TheTrollthatLurks November 20, 2012
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