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Taking a Tony

When you just return from a break at work and immediately have to step off to take a dump.
He'll be back, he is taking a Tony.
by Tooonny January 20, 2019
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Take a lettuce

To give up and kill oneself; to intentionally consume lettuce contaminated with E. coli.

Originated when the FDA recalled lettuce in the U.S.
I'm so sick of school. Imma take a lettuce and end it all right now.
by integrandpiano December 24, 2018
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take it outside

When there'a about to be a fight inside, you can take it to a more vioent level by moving it to an outside place.
-Shut up
-You shut up
-Luke, Alex why don't you take it outside?
by lorrrra September 28, 2018
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Coaster-Taking

This is the process of over-taking another car with your car in neutral. One for the recession. A way of comically boosting your MPG on those downhill sections.
We're doing 90 coaster-taking a Porsche. Crazy stuff, and economical too.
by youvebeensmoked August 4, 2009
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Onion-take

Where a reader absentmindedly scrolls through their social media or news feed and encounters an article too strange or too sad to be real. The reader then reflexively reverses scroll direction to verify if the article is a piece of satire or authentic news.

Named for a portmanteau of Onion, a satirical news outlet, and the double take.
Alex was prompted to Onion-take while scrolling Facebook, and found themselves horrified to learn that the article about competitive-eater Kobayashi being beaten by Chris Christie was posted by BBC News and not The Onion.
by RealFakeNews April 15, 2020
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One-Take

When a rapper freestyles out of the blue and spits bars and punchlines to make the crowd go nuts!
Ed: ay yo bro, show dem niggas what you do best in dem battles
Jamez: you mean dem one-takes? aight lemme spit
by eezydubs January 25, 2021
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Taking a hoot

Verb

When a Canadian gamer is going to take a bong rip in between matches for an unspecified and irregular amount of time.
"Hey man I'm Taking a hoot real quick"

*leaves for 35 years*
by iTheDenfinerrr December 1, 2022
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