Taking a Tony

When you just return from a break at work and immediately have to step off to take a dump.

He'll be back, he is taking a Tony.

by Tooonny January 20, 2019

Take a half

To leave work early. Usually unexpected

I am sick of this shit.Imma Take a half up in this bitch

by Nibiru33 March 10, 2010

auto-take

when you hold an object out so someone will assume you're offering it to them and take it off your hands

lara: (holding out ipod) who's freaking ipod is this? i don't want it!
...
lara: gahh i was hoping someone would just auto-take it from me

by mizaeroganse December 26, 2008

Take a lettuce

To give up and kill oneself; to intentionally consume lettuce contaminated with E. coli.

Originated when the FDA recalled lettuce in the U.S.

I'm so sick of school. Imma take a lettuce and end it all right now.

by integrandpiano December 24, 2018

take it outside

When there'a about to be a fight inside, you can take it to a more vioent level by moving it to an outside place.

-Shut up
-You shut up
-Luke, Alex why don't you take it outside?

by lorrrra September 28, 2018

Coaster-Taking

This is the process of over-taking another car with your car in neutral. One for the recession. A way of comically boosting your MPG on those downhill sections.

We're doing 90 coaster-taking a Porsche. Crazy stuff, and economical too.

by youvebeensmoked August 4, 2009

Take Fittys

A descrite way of pointing out a nice set of fake tits.

Joe: Hey frank did you see those take fittys.

Frank: Yeah I bet those cost a pretty penny!

by Bigeman25 August 19, 2008