tactical retweet

An offensive blog war maneuver used in a counter attack while trying to spin the truth.
“Sir. We’re getting out ass kicked. We must pull back!”

“Retreat? Bullshit. We will Facebook his right flank and Retweet his ass!”
Tactical retweet! Brilliant sir! Permission to kiss your ass?”
by Walter von Dichische March 05, 2011
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Kyle Tactic

The art of screaming racial slurs at the peak climax of ejaculation during intercourse.
"Bro I heard you did a Kyle Tactic last night"

"Ya bro, it was chill fr"
by reddituser7025 May 04, 2022
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Tactical Obesityᵀᴹ

Being obese for a very specific reason, especially avoiding conscription into the military. Or, using this as an excuse for being overweight.
"I have Tactical Obesityᵀᴹ, dude. I don't wanna get drafted into WW3!"
by HunterAngel0669 May 21, 2025
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Boogeyman tactics

"Boogeyman Tactics: A rhetorical strategy where someone tries to distract from the real issue by creating or exaggerating a threat that doesn't actually exist. Instead of addressing the actual argument, they shift focus to a made-up or overblown danger—like a modern-day 'boogeyman'—to manipulate others into fear or compliance. It's a form of red herring meant to derail the conversation and avoid dealing with the real problem."
Person A: "We really need to start reducing our carbon footprint at home. The evidence on climate change is overwhelming, and we should be doing our part to help."

Person B: "I don't think that's the real issue. What we should really be worried about is how immigration is out of control. More people coming into the country means more strain on our resources and more pollution. We should focus on that instead."

In this example, Person B is using Boogeyman Tactics by shifting the conversation from climate change to immigration, a different issue altogether. This is a red herring intended to derail the discussion about reducing their carbon footprint, by bringing up an unrelated and exaggerated threat of increased pollution due to immigration.
by King Of Fallacies August 04, 2024
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Tactical circumcision

When you're cold and your mate decides to donate his foreskin for you to wear as a vest.
I can't believe I forgot my hoodie yesterday. Thank god Wilfred gave himself a tactical circumcision for me.
by Stretchy Foreskin November 05, 2021
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Tactical Microwave

A microwave but has knives and looks like it's prepared for war

(People think everything that has tactical in it is sexually related.)
Person 1: Should I buy a microwave
Person 2: Buy a tactical Microwave
by Yesperson2000 February 02, 2022
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