try the dry

A term that defines a new invention for marijuana smoking pipe. Marijuana bongs have been around a long time, at least 50 years. The bong is a long cylinder that holds water at the bottom. Everyone loves their bong until they spill the water. Nothing and I mean nothing gets rid of that smell when you spill the bong water. Two of my cars growing up I had trouble selling because of spilled bong water. Not only is the bong water a real pain in the ass, the bong is a bigger pain in your throat and lungs. Water bongs do not cool the smoke even with ice cubes in it! The problem is the glass. Glass insulates the heat inside the pipe.

If you long your bong but hate the heat and the water... Try The Dry. Using a new invention called the Dry Bong solves both of these issues and no more drug sniffing police dogs chasing your car down the street. The Dry Bong cools hot smoke using no water. So when a friend complains about that shitty bong water and their burned throat? Tell them to Try The Dry.

I jumped into the back seat of Mary's car and couldn't believe the stink back there! "Mary, what the hell is this smell?" She told me she spilled her bong water in her back seat. I said to Mary, "It's time to Try The Dry!"

by Dave Ideas May 16, 2019

I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."

"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"

by Khyzer September 18, 2019

Try-hard

Someone that changes a lot more that an average person over a 2-5 year period

Wow she’s a try-hard if you look at her from freshman year to junior year!

by Katlin seemer October 4, 2019

Don't try my life

When someone insults or talks badly about your favorite thing in the world.

Hater: "Yo, I fucking hate Fornite"
You: "Yo Don't try my life"

by MillieLycan April 5, 2018

trying to avoid fatigue

phrase used when you don't want to perform activities outside your realm of comfort.

Friend 1: Hey, let's go hiking this weekend.
Friend 2: Absolutely not, i am trying to avoid fatigue.
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Guy: Netflix and chill?
Girl: Nope, trying to avoid fatigue.

by x4vr May 17, 2018

try-buy

The act of going into a store or shop, not to actually by anything, but just take advantage of the free samples.

Examples:

Going into Costco just to eat the free stuff
Going into an expensive store just to spray the tester bottle of perfume on yourself

Girl 1: Wow, that perfume smells really fancy and costly!
Girl 2: lol she just try-buyed it from Victoria's Secret, ain't nothing special

by gray-heart April 16, 2018

don’t try buzz

Something an idiot uses to comeback with when they can’t think of anything, comes from the origin phrase ‘don’t try and be clever’

‘You’re a wasteman’ - Human
‘Don’t try Buzz’ - Idiot

by Ptownwordsmith December 17, 2017