A story told in the Australian outback to mislead tourists and gullible fools into believing the desert has atmospheric phenomenon similar to the higher latitude Aurora Borealis and Aurora Australis occurring close to earths magnetic poles. Usually followed by an elaborate story of how they saw them once and if you are lucky and vigilant in observation you may be witness them also.
"Fuck off John, how stupid do you think we are? The desert lights are about as real as your supermodel girlfriend no one has ever met or seen. We don't have time for your bullshit stories today."
by Jay2367 May 10, 2019
Get the Desert Lightsmug. Lighting of which is dark and disguises a female's facial characteristics and thus causes you to engage in inappropriate activities with a female of which you thought was better looking.
by Digdugdpr February 5, 2010
Get the Raven Lightingmug. Light Rage is the phenomenon of drivers purposely running red lights that are not camera monitored. Shok from JBM forums coined the phrase in 2006 after getting several tickets in the mail from running redlights. Whenever he saw and unmonitored light, he ran it on purpose.
In a fit of light rage, Gabe floored his Impala as the light turned red, getting back at the city for installing red light ticketing cameras around town.
by Burner71 December 28, 2007
Get the light ragemug. Light keeper
Very simple ..
Tricked into this as a one off by spirit ..
Then had the thought, can I heal spirits that contact me .. like family … ?
Before long there is a waiting room …
Movable waiting room … ;)
When I warily mentioned to the only person I thought might understand ..
Oh yeah … you know healing them too .. past, present and future …
Since then I got upgraded to healing timelines too ;)
Then unborn babies .. something about clearing up a moral dilemma in a despot country …
All I do is open a channel to guide to give my healing energy, higher me does the rest
I like him … can’t wait to be him …
Drains the shit out of you if you let the queue build up .. but we all have bad weeks .. they see what’s occurring….
Light keeper … anyone seeing the energy created would struggle to explain perhaps ..,
Energy seems to like me though…
Cause it knows it’s in good hands …
Some would use … some abuse .. true power is actually the act of control and not unashamedly begging for anarchy …
Very simple ..
Tricked into this as a one off by spirit ..
Then had the thought, can I heal spirits that contact me .. like family … ?
Before long there is a waiting room …
Movable waiting room … ;)
When I warily mentioned to the only person I thought might understand ..
Oh yeah … you know healing them too .. past, present and future …
Since then I got upgraded to healing timelines too ;)
Then unborn babies .. something about clearing up a moral dilemma in a despot country …
All I do is open a channel to guide to give my healing energy, higher me does the rest
I like him … can’t wait to be him …
Drains the shit out of you if you let the queue build up .. but we all have bad weeks .. they see what’s occurring….
Light keeper … anyone seeing the energy created would struggle to explain perhaps ..,
Energy seems to like me though…
Cause it knows it’s in good hands …
Some would use … some abuse .. true power is actually the act of control and not unashamedly begging for anarchy …
by LetsTalkAboutX January 8, 2023
Get the Light keepermug. by Face Ache @ faceache.com August 22, 2011
Get the light lunchmug. by SeniorStaffWhiteHouse August 17, 2019
Get the Light pedomug. by The Return of Light Joker March 28, 2010
Get the idiot lightmug.