Thong

to be not as good as a g string.

by Anonymous February 16, 2003

b.o.b.-a-thon

b.o.b.-a-thon: when a girl comes home from a hard day and takes a nice long bath, then proceeds to have a marathon session with her favorite vibrator. Includes multiple orgasms over a 2-3 hour period.

Sunshine: So what'd you do last night, Katie?
Katie: I had a b.o.b.-a-thon, and I feel so much better today! I was at it for like three hours! Six orgasms and no stress today baby!

by KatieZ1983 October 25, 2008

thong

A great way to get vaginitis or a yeast infection!! Not to mention TONS of anal bacteria gets in your vagina. It's merely butt floss. :)

Stupid Boy: Dude, thongs are sooooo SEXY.

Smart Girl: I'd rather not sacrifice my vaginal health by putting a piece of string between my labia.

by coolerthanice April 11, 2010

Blart-a-thon

Similiar to blart, but occurs when many people are competing for title of biggest blarter

Aeryck and Ed were blarting back and forth so much, that it turned into a straight out Blart-a-thon!

by LilOlMe2004 February 6, 2006

Thonet

The Thonet is a unit equivalent to four layers of clothing on the upper body, as defined by IEEE 2745.2B. This may include, but is not limited to, T-shirts, undershirts, "wifebeaters", sweatshirts, sweaters, coats, jackets, polos, basketball jerseys, vests, tuxedos, overalls, tunics, raincoats, parkas, jumpsuits, and turtlenecks.

Dude, why are you wearing an entire Thonet when it's 65 degrees out?" "The ladies love the layers, that's why. Hold my V-neck while I slip into this denim jacket here."

by captain_euphemism February 19, 2011

Thong

meaning cool, awsome, fantastic, or amazing.

A type of undies that go up the bootay.

That joint was thong!

This thong is riding.

by Briana May 13, 2005

thong

Tiny beachwear that hardly covers anything! It consists of a tiny triangle of material at the front, which can be just barely enough to cover the clitoris, going up to a maximum size of covering the whole pubic area, and the three corners of this tiny triangle are held in place by tiny strings which meet at the back. It is usually worn without a top, which allows the boobs to be fully revealed. The girls who wear them all have good figures, girls who don't have good figures, or who are shy, don't wear them. It is the beachwear that comes closest to being nude.

I handed her the thong and she said "Thanks for nothing!"

If beachwear gets any smaller than the thong, it's going to disappear into the crack.

I'd travel fifty miles to get to the beach these days, because all the girls are wearing thongs.

Mummy, why is that girl naked - oh, now that she's closer I can see she's wearing a thong.

Girls at public beaches will probably wear nothing soon; they're practically naked already by wearing only their thongs.

Seeing all those girls in their thongs is dangerous for me; I think I might be turning lesbian.

by Hot and Spicy November 17, 2010