swapping toasters

the act of four people, two groups of partners, performing anal before climaxing trading partners whilst slathering jam/preservatives on their genitalia.

My girl and I spent last night swapping toasters last night with her best friend.

by Penetrachel December 4, 2016

Toaster garage

The act of farting into a plastic bag, then opening the garage by popping it into someones face.

Aw man brandon really did disrespect his girlfriend and gave him a toaster garage

by Rundickpoopcheese June 20, 2016

Toaster

Something, normally an electronic device, that runs slowly and heats up. It gets warm enough where you can toast bread on it.

Friend: *Sends video*
Verd: Sorry could you send me that video over email? My toaster phone can only view videos in 2 pixel quality.

by Radiotrophic Gint April 30, 2024

Toaster Hoe

Someone who hates puns and cannot take care of themselves due to extreme gamer-nerdiness.
Burnt, bitter and salty. It cannot be trusted around caffeine and it's unstable around bread. Always complaining about meat in It's teeth.

"God Nick you toaster hoe! Go eat a fuckin' sandwich"

by Smol_Spidey_Boi August 26, 2019

The Toaster

Another slang term for a woman’s who ha

That dude just wants to put his dick the toaster of that hoe over their

by Misslinds March 28, 2023

toaster weekend

the last weekend of the month or the weekend after a major holiday when cops are out in full force making their "bread and butter" by writing dumb citations to fill their quota.

person 1: man I was only going 7 over the speed limit.

person 2: It's toaster weekend. Cops will pull you over and fine ya for no reason these days.

by violanos January 11, 2011

Toaster

A fun to play with Bath Toy!! (Needs an outlet and to be plugged in, before putting it in the tub)

"I just got the new Toaster Bath Toy!!"

"Dude, that's Lit!"

by MannCow August 15, 2017