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Superman Alert 

When an obese person enters a room or setting, typically wearing a Superman shirt, hat, etc.
Oh damn, Superman Alert at 3 o'clock.
Superman Alert by 0_0awkward0_0 January 28, 2019
An amazing, strong, sexy, perfect man named Tony Ray!
Wow! He's my superman!

superman suck 

intense juul suck or crAzy dick suck
Yo bro she gave me that super man suck.

Damn bro you just Superman sucked my juul
Superman was about the most unoriginal superhero. Every kid wants to fly, but its not human to be able to do it without a motor and propellers or rotors. Superman also wears a cape which is not really interesting. As a guy with raw strength, the Hulk is the more interesting superhero, since he is human and is therefore more like a human, and not alien. Even Batman and Robin are more interesting stories than Superman. What kind of kid got interested in Superman, if they had any interest in comic books at all.
Nobody you know is like Superman or Clark Kent, since Superman is alien.
Superman by Solid Mantis September 26, 2019

Superman Jar 

When you put two couches close to each other, place a jar in the middle and proceed to lay on top of the two and cum into the jar below.
- I did the Superman Jar yesterday and finally was able to fill my cum jar!
- You have issues.
Superman Jar by GrapleMyAss December 16, 2019

superman prime 

A prime version of yourself. This definition came from a book called " Being Superman " by Christian Cassarly