shower stoned

when you are in the shower or bath and the water feels so good that you want to or have to stay in that same spot for a good hour or so
After Clay woke up, he had to take a warm shower and ended up shower stoned.
After Caleb made 30 points at the basketball game, he had to take a shower and ended up shower stoned for a good hour.
by cashmoney777 April 05, 2011
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Stoning the Sickness

The act of getting so high while sick that the virus in your body also gets stoned that it re-thinks its life and decides to not be a virus anymore and you become cured.
"Bro aren't you sick why are you smoking?"
"Ah dude I'm Stoning the Sickness so it re-thinks its life bro."
by zippyclean June 30, 2021
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stoned age

a phrase referring to a period in time when drug use was rampant
The 19th century was a stoned age b/c: Pharmacies sold cocaine for a dime, used in Coca Cola, to treat morphine addiction (ironic), a painkiller, and a 19th century equivalent of a 5 Hour Energy.

Late 20th century: MJ
by internetite January 12, 2012
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The Negro Stone

The Negro Stone is the seventh and most rare infinity stone of the Marvel Universe. This stone is black in color and when used, the user can say the n word. Thanos may have the power to wipe out half the universe in one snap of his fingers, but he can't say the n word, and at the end of the day, do you really have power if you can't say the n word. The Negro Stone is guarded by the first black president, Bill Clinton.
Thanos: "Until i have the negro stone, i'm not the most powerful being in the universe"
by Negronian May 14, 2018
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power stoned

To be so stoned that you physically can't move but you're having the time of your life.
"hey look at Jim, he's so stoned that he physically can't move but he's having the time of his life. He's power stoned!"
by controndon March 01, 2012
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Stone Bone

A fetish when you drop a rock on your erect penis.
Jimmy after watching porn pulled a Stone Bone
by NotSoQuietWyatt July 19, 2020
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