Bonita springs highschool is the home of the bull sharks, this schools is consistent of 10 decent looking white guys, the rest tend to be 4’8 guats who cannot seem to grasp the concept of learning the English language, the women in which go to this highschool are all extremely ghetto and most likely will live in crack houses when they grow old, the athletic teams are full of cocky Hispanics who have no actual talent and probably will get arrested by ICE before they get to play a game.
Estero student: “hey man what school do you go to?”
Bonita student: “Bonita springs highschool.”
Estero student: “you fucking Guat get away from me”
Bonita student: “Bonita springs highschool.”
Estero student: “you fucking Guat get away from me”
by Totallynotthehollisterkid May 16, 2019
Analingus followed by a pleasant whiff of flatulence. Often, a disappointing false alarm for a Cleveland steamer.
by breezer August 21, 2006
father: Adam, spring has sprung. I don't want to save your sinking Titanic. Now get up and do you homework, it's your last year of high school. If you fail this year, you would have done diddly-squat with your private education.
son: I didn't do diddly-squat, or what you called diddly-squat with my education; I play guitar in the high school music band
father : yup that counts as diddly-squat in a private school. Go study mechanical engineering or something.
son: I didn't do diddly-squat, or what you called diddly-squat with my education; I play guitar in the high school music band
father : yup that counts as diddly-squat in a private school. Go study mechanical engineering or something.
by Sexydimma April 09, 2014
by damien8x July 29, 2014
Guy 1: hey would you like some arrowhead spring water?
Guy 2: I'd rather eat Ariana Grande's asshole than drink your nasty ass water
Guy 2: I'd rather eat Ariana Grande's asshole than drink your nasty ass water
by Darealbruh October 24, 2019
One of the few places left where all the bullshit we were taught in school about freedom actually holds true. On the weekends you will find the financial prisoners of Dayton and its greater burbs travel to YS in an effort to escape the grind they worked so hard to join. A place where no one gives a shit about careers, condos or clothing. Conservatives dare not tread for it's citizens threaten the fabric of their very souls with words like: why? and why not?
Visitor: "A nice town with hiking, biking and no Wal-Mart?, I should tell my mistress and bring my kids on my next weekend with them...if I could only remember their names?"
Yellow Springs, Ohio resident: "you'll get used to that memory loss, we all do"
Yellow Springs, Ohio resident: "you'll get used to that memory loss, we all do"
by ys resident July 20, 2011
Noun: A drink concoction of epic proportions. To make take one part Miller Chill and top it with one part Guiness (black and tan style). What is created is a drink that tastes remarkably like Heinz 57 sauce. Brought forth to the world on Spring Break 2007 in a bar in Gainesville, FL. Chaka brah.
by Turd Fergusson March 28, 2007