undoxable soap

Soap used daily to make sure you remain undoxable (Covers your tracks and become undoxable)

I use undoxable soap everyday to remain undoxable

by undoxablesoap April 18, 2018

soap cube

When a guy drops a bar of soap in the middle of a shower with 4 other men surrounding. As he goes to pick the up the bar of soap, the 4 men proceed to simultaneously enter their penis' into the mans anus thus creating a cube shape.

I totally got soap cubed yesterday.

by Aynos mahrud August 30, 2013

The Soap Curse

The Soap Curse is when you beat your meat with with some sort of soap, usually shampoo, conditioner, body wash, or hand soap. Doing this consistently will result in the formation of hard and shell-like dead skin on the full exterior of your penis, sometimes even on the tip. Following this is a days long process of peeling the previously mentioned dead skin, with an end result of a much softer and smoother member.

“Have you heard? James has the soap curse, he’s in for a lot of peeling.”

by The True Dumbass March 11, 2024

Liquid soap rock star

You are in jail and the guards give you a contender of liquid to shower with and you go have a shower and the soap falls and you scramble to pick it up quick but can't and then its already to late you are in a train

I can't believe he's using liquid soap in the shower if the guys see this he will be a part of a liquid soap rock star if he's not careful.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Subterranean Bath Soap

The act of melting three specific fruits, freezing them, melting them again, freezing them once more, throwing them off a cliff, scavenging the shards of frozen fruit that fell from the cliff, rubbing them against a tree, then shoving every shard up their lover's rear all at once.

"Oh baby gimme some Subterranean Bath Soap right now I need it"

by MaffaMuffa April 5, 2017

Soap

don’t drop the soap in prison

Once upon there was a pedo called Tekashi (aka 6ix9ine) *6ix9ine gets 40 year sentence*
One day 6ix9ine decided to take a shower
6ix9ine: NIBBAS iffy uh blicky got the stuffy uh
*drops soap*
Soap getting SLIPPY uh inmates got that drippy uh prison feeling the dicky uh

by Therealjojosiwa December 13, 2018

Soap

Something Jaheim don't use at all

"Jaheim don't use soap"

by Stomperttow July 22, 2022