sneeze the weasel

To masturbate; the weasel is the dick being sneezed.

"Bro, why are you so late for the meeting?"
"Ah, sorry, I got really horny and had to sneeze the weasel."

by RegaTheChad June 16, 2021

How to sneeze

Take a deep breath and hope that you sneeze.

I can't sneeze to save me life, mother.

Mother, teach me how to sneeze.

by Knittin' peep May 21, 2019

Sneezing Kerfuffle

When you're onset with a sudden violent sneezing fit and unfortunately rip a couple of suspicious farts.

Must of been some pollen or something, but I was folding laundry and started sneezing violently, suddenly I had the worst Sneezing Kerfuffle. Now I have to do more laundry.

by RodieJack August 22, 2021

Sasquatch Sneeze

Vaginal flatulence; a discreet slang term for the word "queef."

"Dang Krista, that was one loud sasquatch sneeze."

by ohmygoshimginger May 19, 2022

Sneeze on my cheese

When you mess up someone’s good vibes or make a good time bad

“We were having a blast at the party, but then Tyler sneezed on my cheese and everyone got bummed out.”

“Don’t sneeze on my cheese, man!”

by HQ DLM February 17, 2024

Sneezing Poseidon

When you are sitting on a toilet and it automatically flushes, causing the waste water to stir up and spray on your ass cheeks.

I was really shook up when I encountered my first Sneezing Poseidon while on the toilet today.

by CharlieTheDrunkGuineaPig December 2, 2019

Sleezy Sneeze

The act of ejaculating directly into the nostrils of a female during intercourse.

Louise gave Tanya a Sleezy Sneeze job on Saturday night after coming home from the bar.

by Jamal Willis the 3rd February 15, 2024