Santa Balls

a form of role play when you where a Santa suit while dipping your balls in a girl's mouth

I gave my bitch Santa Balls last night! Swag!

by Matthew Conaway May 25, 2012

Santa Fe Gobbler

Or SFG, is when someone is going down on you and then proceed to pour habanero/chipotle sauce and push their head in to make them gag and throw up while you explode in their mouth.

"I busted the SFG on her about a week ago and she still won't talk to me."

"The Santa Fe Gobbler it is!"

"Did you guys hear? Jimmy busted the Santa Fe Gobbler on Jake the other day and got heart burn for 3 days"

by Ghstrder August 8, 2014

santa daddy

another way to say daddy with an additional christmas spirt!!!! hoe hoe hoe!!!!!! merry litmas!!

""santa daddy!!!"

by letmebeanonymous December 15, 2016

the santa snap

a variant of "ooh snap!" the santa snap involves a hearty santa-like laugh in place of the ooooh.

... like i did your mom last night! HO HO HO SNAP!!

by Aaron and Rosie November 5, 2003

smelly santa

a different take on the blumpkin. This happens when you are taking a dump and girl comes in and sits on your lap like she would santa, you start having sex and she craps in your lap during the act. Leaving you like a smelly santa.

I was taking my morning dump when that ho from last night comes in and starts banging me again and decided to give me a smelly santa

by Chano Rivera April 30, 2009

The Santa Clauses

The clauses which detail Kris Kringle under the North Pole Act of 1436.
Clause 1, Subsection A states that: Saint Nicholas must manufacture a wide variety of games, tools, and miscellaneous objects for children under the age of 12 in all countries of the world.
Clause 1, Subsection B states that: Saint Nicholas must do so for eternity, without pay, and must aquire the following traits: Obesity, A long white beard, a red suit, a fondness for burnt cookies and warm milk.

Evil Little Boy: "Where are my presents?"
Mom: "You were naughty this year, so Santa didn't bring you any."
Evil Little Boy: "Na-uh! According to Clause 1, Subsection A and B, of the Santa Clauses, Santa is required to bring me my demanded presents!"

by Assasinof6 March 11, 2010

Purple Santa

Only around Christmas, it's when you have butt sex w someone and it's so rough and tight that when you pull out your dick it is purple and covered in white and red shit!!! Merry Christmas

When my wife asked me if I was naughty or nice, I suggested a Purple Santa. She smiled, but I still got served with divorce papers. Merry Christmas!!!

by Poontential December 25, 2013