Smelly Crusty Toast

Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!

"Dude, Mike and Molly had a smelly crusty toast this morning!"

by ballssucker2000 March 5, 2023

smelly updog

When your coworkers have nothing better to do than to make fun of you because their wives got em simpin'

A) do you love the smell of updog

B) What's updog

A) not much, just simpin' over my wife cause im a cuck

he is a smelly updog

by Stephenbechara February 29, 2024

smelly boy ojo

The slinkiest boy of them all his head shape is irregular, his hair line is also as corrupt as the African government

"Ahlie That guy is a smelly boy ojo,rahhh!"

by NotTaylorWhite February 11, 2019

carlos o' smellies

A nasty fart after eating Mexican food. Specifically, Carlos o' Kelly's.

"Dude, what the fuck did you eat?"

"Sorry man. Mexican food gives me the Carlos o' Smellies!"?

by whatarethis January 23, 2014

Smelly

The big stink

Man look at you. Your so smelly and stinky you LOSER

by Bruhhhhhhhmoment March 24, 2021

10 Smelly dudes

10 smelly dudes is the word to describe having a awesome nerf gun war with all of your friends inside the ymca locker room. It has been known that 10 smelly dudes is the best experience of someone’s life.

Person 1: Damn I really want something cool to happen
Person 2: hey guys wanna have a 10 smelly dudes

Person 3: of course !

by Very cool anonymous person January 27, 2021

smelly puds

A smelly pud is stinky fart. A smelly pud can be more of a scaret than a scaret.

Nikki and vlad are smelly puds

by Abdullah11 September 15, 2021