smart ass

…one that could sit on a pail of ice cream and tell you what flavor it is….

“never would have tried that ice cream if that “smart ass” hadn’t told us about it at the Lactose Conference last week.

by Pescado77 January 6, 2026

smart ass

…one that could sit on a pail of ice cream and tell you what flavor it is….

“never would have tried that ice cream if that “smart ass” hadn’t told us about it at the Lactose Conference last week.

by Pescado77 January 6, 2026

smart ass

…one that could sit on a pail of ice cream and tell you what flavor it is….

“never would have tried that ice cream if that “smart ass” hadn’t told us about it at the Lactose Conference last week.

by Pescado77 January 6, 2026

must smart a mite

A cowboy's humorous statement understating a severe physical mishap.

Billy Bob got trampled by a bull at the rodeo! Now that must smart a mite!

by I, Wreckerrr November 1, 2020

Derek Smart

Derek smart is one of the most notorious and loathed game developers around. In addition to being the designer of the critically shunned games BC3000, Universal Combat, et al. he is also credited for starting or continuing numerous flamewars in Usenet and on web-boards all over the internet. His legacy of designing awful computer games and then crying foul when people tell them they are unplayable has led to many humorous statements, catalogued at a site called "The Flamewar Follies" (google it). If he spent half of his time and energy developing decent, stable games that don't crash to the desktop every 5 seconds, rather than threatening to sue or filing frivolous law-suits against his critics, then he would be a half-decent game designer. Unfortunately, as anyone who has played any of the BC series can tell you, this is clearly not the case. Aside from 'graduating' from a non-accredited community college, Mr. Smart claims to have a phd in computer science, although no dissertation or thesis exists to back up his false claims. See Also: fraud, lame, n00b, loser

Also, if you vote that you like this definition, he'll SUE YOU!

Derek Smart threatened to sue me after I posted this definition.

In order to play Universal Combat, you need to have a real PHD, and not a fake one like Derek Smart!

by Sue Me February 20, 2005

crow smart

Crow smart is simply the misconception that someone or something is smart, when in reality the subject is simply smarter than people thought they were. Like the common crow, they are still pretty stupid.

The definition originates from the recent studies showing that crows are intelligent. Crows are not intelligent, they are just intelligent for a bird, as well as more intelligent than we thought they were.

Basically all other chordates are smarter than birds.

Person 1: Hey dude, Mike just explained to me that if you add up all of the angles of any type of triangle it equals 180 degrees! He's pretty smart huh?

Person 2: No not really, he's just crow smart. He flunked geometry twice already so he should no those concepts by now. Good to know he's finally learning though.

by themainmop January 17, 2014

scary smart

A demonstrated level of superior mental intelligence, accompanied by a high I.Q., beyond that which people of "average" intelligence find comfortable or can understand, often to such a greater degree that it leaves them feeling intimidated or even somewhat frightened.

There is "smart," there is "really smart," and there is "scary smart"—so smart that you are glad the person uses their mind for good and not to rule the planet for their own enrichment. ~Professor David Tulloch, Rutgers University

by ZenWarrior October 17, 2009