sloppy shit

a really messy shit that splashes your vile doo-doo all over your gangly nuts

i took a big sloppy shit and sprayed nasty reddish-brown dookie on my testicles

by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 21, 2022

sloppy toboggan

When you let a double chalupa from taco bell sit too long and the bottom falls out.

Son of a bitch Gerald! I dont have a fork for my sloppy toboggan!

by thatsteelersguy February 6, 2019

Sloppy goanna

When one gives oral intercourse to a male partner while supine, with the scrotum inside the mouth and the tongue reaching down to as close to the anus or the perineum as possible. The sloppiness comes from the salivary secretions as lubrication.

Elaine B is a sneaky gecko who gave me a sloppy goanna. Fair dinkum.

by Basr92 May 9, 2020

Sloppy Supper

Getting your dick sucked while you're eating, then you throw your food at her when you cum

Dude 1: "Man, my kitchen is a fucking mess"
Dude 2: "What happened?"
Dude 1: "My wife was giving me a Sloppy Supper, and i know it was wrong, but i just had to throw my oatmeal at her"
Dude 2: "No worries bro. That's part of the Sloppy Supper!

by trILLuminati December 21, 2013

Nigerian Sloppy

The act of cramming a charred chili dog up your ass.

Man#1: Hey man I am feeling kinda hungry
Man #2: why don't you just do a Nigerian Sloppy?
Man #1: because that's gay
Man 2: TASTE THE RAINBOW FATHERFUCKER

by Zeroisbeyond January 14, 2022

sloppy seth

When you rip a sloppy seth, its a messy shit and you obliterate your toilet. Mostly people rip sloppy seth after eating corn and mashed potatoes

Last night i creamed walmart's toilet with a sloppy seth

by apoorip October 20, 2017

Sloppy Knobber

When someone gives you head and then pours syrup and chocolate syrup on your dick

Yo did she give you a sloppy knobber last night?

by Juicekill3r999 May 16, 2022