Full pencil sharpener

When a dog faces away from you, places its chin on the floor, stretches out its front legs and raises its tail as high as it can.

"Don't look now darling, Hector is giving it the full pencil sharpener."

by Wordspotter March 17, 2010

In the shape of a wheel

A term describing an extreme form of intoxication which results in an inability to walk normally.

Ah man I was in the shape of a wheel by the end of the night!

by drunklady June 9, 2011

grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils

Pretending or appearing to be busy while doing nothing.

The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.

Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.

Congress spend 8 months grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils and were only able to reduce the national debt by $10.

by JavaJaneOhio January 6, 2012

poop ass butt scrape

just a funny name to call one of your friends that's acting like a dipshit or just because you're getting sick of other names to call them.

lets go get some food you poop ass butt scrape.

by poopassbuttscrape July 20, 2016

Baltimore Scraper

A sex toy consisting of saved toenail clippings sprinkled on top of a turd which is then baked to harden and then used as a dildo.

Baltimore Scraper

by Lil' Therm February 22, 2011

man hourglass shape

A man hourglass shape is a man with big {manboobs} and huge ass. All men with this shape re obese or atleast overweight. This is the worst shape for men(unlike women.)

Girl1: Hey u should date Todd I heard he's nice.
Girl2:No way! I heard he has man hourglass shape, I dont wanna with that freak.

by Devil Kisses April 27, 2009

pear shaped

when the shit aint goin right

its gone all fuckin pear shaped!

by A_Chair_In_Hell January 21, 2004