Shawn

Is a little bitch

See that little bitch over there
Oh yeah that’s shawn

by Bingis69420 May 8, 2025

Shawn

The zestiest boy you will ever meet (even his laugh is zesty)

Have you met Shawn? Isn’t he so zesty?

by Enk at July 1, 2023

jay / shawn

a man who does go afk just to jock

jay / shawn says "afk"

by JAYJOCKAFOKA September 1, 2023

Shawns

A polysemy. A day to support the elderly. Any day can be shawns day.

"Where's my shawns at?"
*gets handed their phone.*

by Dyllyrobby September 2, 2023

Shawn

Grandpa Nap King. Loves gentlemen pussies, pangolins, and Price Is Right, and abhors folding laundry. Spiritually decades older than his age on paper.

Don't fuck with a Shawn who hasn't gotten his afternoon nap.

by muffyc September 18, 2023

Shawn B

A guy from Council Bluffs, Iowa who thinks the Union Pacific Railroad is stalking him, even though he moved right next to a railroad crossing. He also claims his mailbox address is “right there on the fucking address”

Schizophrenia or drug use is likely.

Look at Shawn B, he is screaming at the innocent Union Pacific train crew again

by A person who exists April 29, 2024

shawn mendes

the hottest man ever to walk on the face on the earth. anyone should be grateful to live at the same time of this hottie, it is not normal and physically impossible for anyone to look like him hes to talented, my husband can perform and GODAMN HE CAN SING (if you don't belive me listen to piece of you specifically 2:23, teach me how to love, i dont even know your name) literally anything he touches is a masterpiece. hes jawline is on another level literally that can kill you. my baby gets so much hate for being too good that people are jealous of him for being to amazing. my golden retrivier is mine so you people back off. (if you want to go to his concerts when he comes out again please know more songs than stitches before you say your a fan buddy boy)

omg its a golden retrievier it must be shawn mendes

by holly_is_a_mirror May 2, 2024