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Shag and Bag

Basically just sleeping with someone and then cutting them off romantically.
Be carefully because he might just shag and bag you
by Rebecca Dent February 3, 2023
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Shag

A shag is basically a haircut that looks like a rattail mullet but not really, it is widely by Hispanic gangbangers in Chicago widely from the Latin Kings to Maniac Latin Disciples

The cut is simple and easy to do if the person has long enough hair where its basically buzzing off the hair all around except for the back end where it is left there long. Though I won't highly recommend it because you will look terrible and possibly shot. (In the wrong Chicago neighborhoods)
Juan: Damn what the hell is the cut Jose is rocking?
Hector: That shit? oh its called a shag and I think it mean he claims something.
by somejackass August 15, 2019
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Shag

A shag is a common word used by teenagers particularly the virgins
For example:Hello Milly want to shag bb gurl.
Milly:No mate get out
Hey wanna shag
Girl:no
by Bigb00tymuncher May 10, 2020
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would you shag me

Its when you want someone to shag

Shag means fuck them
Would you shag me

Sure
by Not cup man May 4, 2021
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Shag a shortbread

When you’ve just made a grand old error or found out some devastating news it’s appropriate to use this phrase
Mother: yer nan’s just died x
Me: OH shag a shortbread!
by Willne has a square head x March 23, 2019
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shagging with 9/11

Shagging with 9/11. U get it u get it. U dont , u dont. That's how life be sometimes 🤷🏼 ♀️
by Jessc1122 December 5, 2019
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shagging yourself silly

Another way of saying "pissing on your own chips", "making things harder for yourself", or "shooting yourself in the foot". If you've shagged yourself silly, you've really messed things up for yourself and created a total disaster which could have been avoided had you stopped to think. This phrase takes a nod to the act of inbreeding.
Dear Tory Twat, you're absolutely shagging yourself silly by planning to build over 7000 houses on a floodplain.
by Ilson Jackie September 6, 2025
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