When Dad won’t let you use the car for a date so you shoot a load on your sister’s face while she sleeps. Then place your Father’s eyeglasses and underwear next to your sister’s sleeping body so she will wake and blame your Father!!
My Dad cock blocked me from a date with the school slut; so planting the seed seemed like a good way to get back at him..
by Markymark29 June 23, 2022
Get the Planting the seedmug. by Tik tok is cancer October 6, 2022
Get the Seedingmug. Giant peice of poo.never been more disgusted in my life to look a someone.he is so fat it takes him a year to spin 360 degrees his flab’s are bigger than him. As we’re talking he is eating honey but Cheerios and drinking Red Bull he is so incredibly fat
by Professor not November 17, 2018
Get the reed in a seedmug. 
by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 8, 2025
Get the <.0.5.4.3.0>The Sunflower Deed The Sunflower Seed, Duh, Huh, duh, Mhm<.7.9.7.6.>mug. A viscous fluid that clings to anal beads and usually consist of semen, fecal matter, lubricants, etc... In certain areas of the U.S. this is referred to as "anal sludge" or "dirty seed".
"Cathy and I had a great session last night until I pulled out her last anal bead. A few drops of bead seed squirted on my face but I was a trooper and mounted her nether region".
by Vag Invader June 8, 2014
Get the Bead Seedmug. When you arrange for a oral sperm receptacle, whether male or female, to suck off any and all guys waiting in line to bust a nut, achieve orgasm and get their balls totally drained.
Dude, at the last kegger there was a seed line collector in the basement of the frat taking care of giving awesome blowjobs to anyone horny enough to wait in line to get head. She was so good she made every guys knees buckle as she gulped down massive amounts of sperm.
by Watchinfool September 30, 2023
Get the seed line collectormug.