sebastian italia

a rich ass game playing dick slap who brags about being poor. someone who constantly is disrupting the class and smoking weed. they love to do sports and bash up weaklings for girls.

wow, your such a sebastian italia

by Marlowe Box February 13, 2019

Sebastian Jönestig

Awesome dude, he is good at games and can play every character ever.
He will beat you in every game you play and wont stop be good.
Dont try to fight him, you will lose and cry.

1 Guy: Did you see that Sebastian Jönestig in Overwatch?
2 Guy: Yeah, he got 5 gold medals and carried the team with doomfist.
1 Guy: REALLY!!!!
2 Guy: Dont try to fight him in a 1v1, you will only lose.
1 Guy: Ok, but in a 2v1?
2 Guy: That too
1 Guy: Damn...

by เซบาสเตียน March 20, 2018

Sebastian

Sebastian ist richtiger Vollbart.

Dieser Typ ist ein richtiger Sebastian.

by Sevastiannnn November 21, 2021

Sebastian

Dad

Girl: Who’s Sebastian?
Tristan: Dad

by Bob and vagene November 22, 2021

sebastian

a person with a godzillarygg and a tennie weenie. he also got ninjaturtle hole in his chest.

sebastian is fucking gay!

by Theo Matic December 7, 2017

Sebastian

The coolest guy you’ll ever meet. Super smart, super creative, and super nice. He is passionate about his interests and creating. He loves to learn about and educate others about the obscure things he likes. He’s coolest

Omg you’re so smart and nice you must be a Sebastian

by No longer human November 23, 2021

Sebastian

The funniest most great friend. He will listen to you rant about stupid shit like kitsune’s and shit like that. He is trustworthy and humorous. He’s someone you instantly click with and have no awkward stage with. You could talk with him for hours and not get bored one. Ily seb </3 /p

Person A: hey do u know Sebastian?
Person B: yeah, he’s so cool isnt he?
Person A: ikr

by kenziemckenzie May 6, 2023