by Cherry Smoothie November 21, 2021

St. Sebastians is a rather below average institution in Needham MA. St. Sebastians has minuscule academic prowess while still being absolutely terrible at all athletics. Even with this horrific academic and athletic reputation, it's culture can be described with no other word than gay. St Sebastians averages about 65 homosexual interactions per day. Most of these are between middle schoolers and high school seniors (There is no age too young for a Sebs Senior.) In fact, their varsity hockey team often indulges in sexual interactions in the locker room and on the ice. In the ISL, St Sebastians has the highest STD and IUD rates. This of course is due to their favorite activity, gay sex. Most freshmen at St Sebastian wear very short skirts without underwear, to give easy access to upper classmen.
by SKIBIDISIGMAMAN May 14, 2024

A rude person who uses every tobacco product he can get his hands on. He likes to get drunk and scream while playing games or insult his friends but no-one really cares
by Nogger med extra Choklad September 25, 2017

by Envybear3473 April 2, 2024

Silly streamer with curtains for hair. Often found meandering about in school hallway in search of an ABG. He is dum.
Sebbie-kun!!!! Nvm, that's a Sebastian
by asdfjasdfouasdh June 30, 2023

sebastian is one of the most handsome boys ever. he's a very sweet person every female who has him is so lucky huh michelle?? I LOVEE UU STINKK!!!!!!
by Myshell :) June 3, 2022
