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The Crusty Stocking Stuffer

The act of using a Christmas stocking as a cleanup rag for masterbation on Christmas day.
The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.
by White Feller December 26, 2020
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Slang for when you are simultaneously extremely busy but bored
Jeff: hey man what’s new
Billy: oh you know how it is, just racking up shacks and stacking hay bales
by Goofalicious February 13, 2023
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victim cred stacking

Adding repetitive and often baseless or false victim categories to garner even more victim cred. For example, a trans woman may also have in the profile bio the term 'autistic.'
Cinnamon isn't really autistic, in fact (s)he doesn't even know what that means, but s(he) puts it in any self-description, along with the fact that (s)he is trans, wheelchair-bound, and narcoleptic. (S)he's really just victim cred stacking.
by Ixman March 5, 2023
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The Naughty Stocking

When one defecates in one's pillow as an act of revenge
My non riz one night stand made fun of my drip, so when she showered the next morning I gave her the naughty stocking and bounced
by La Guadalajara January 8, 2024
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You forgot my stinking tits

When you’re at hooters and the waitress happens to be flat chested
“HEY DUMB BITCH YOU FORGOT MY STINKING TITS”
by JohnnyXD54 December 8, 2024
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