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squeezing the sponge

When an ex asks for more money for things that should already be covered by child support.

Also when an ex files for child support arrears despite being fully paid.
“She’s got him by the balls and really squeezing the sponge for that orthodontist bill.”

“She spent all the child support on a new truck for her boyfriend, now she’s squeezing the sponge to pay for the kid’s summer clothes”

The County takes half your income even if you’re caught up. They really squeeze the sponge
by Fact Based Person January 30, 2018
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main squeeze

“yo peter is my main squeeze

“that wasn’t very main squeeze of you”

crank that by soulja boy is main squeeze”

“stephanie and stefanie are main squeeze”
by heffanator420 July 1, 2021
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Squeez Bacon

No, I did leave the 'e' off on purpose,

Squeez Bacon is self explanatory: it's bacon in a bootle; like ketchup. It's a delectable treat from Sweden that has somehow made it through the USDA into the shelves in America (shudders). It is said to be an almighty food worthy of the gods on the Think Geek website. I can't talk about the taste because i've never acually had it, but while it allows you to make a BBBLBT (Bacon-Bacon-Bacon-Lettuce-Bacon-Tomato) sandwich, to me the stuff looks like the filling expected to go in a frag grenade, and/or diarrhea. Now go buy a bottle for 7.99.
With Squeez Bacon, I don't have to worry about having the bacon undercooked.
by gokillifysomething December 24, 2010
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Squeezing orange juice

When you twist your penis so damn hard that you start peeing, an actual method is used in the toilet for a lot of sexual pissing. Used as a very pleasurable way to piss in the toilet. It also happens when someone gives you the vaccum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000.
"Guys, I heard that Micheal was having trouble taking a piss in the bathroom. He had turned to Squeezing Orange Juice instead. So weird."
by nasty nsfw December 30, 2021
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Squeeze and leave

Similar to dine and dash. Squeeze and leave is when you take a poop and do not wipe.
Person 1: Hurry! We have to leave right now
Person 2: Okay i just did a squeeze and leave we can go
by Lord of fartz August 7, 2019
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Brownie Squeezing

Taking a dump ontop of your p artner while quenching you buttcheeks while you do a satanic rituals.
I did some brownie squeezing with your sister,Will
by TheHulkangre October 28, 2015
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Grease and Squeeze

The act of getting a handjob at a massage parlor. Must be greasy!!
Me and David went to the grease and squeeze last night. It was only $40 extra and she even swallowed some.
by Demon Fingaz November 25, 2025
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