Speed Crawl

Crawling At A Fast Pace

“Kyle Speed Crawls Out Of The Bathroom”

by YungThiccBoi April 2, 2019

speed fishing

An action where an individual goes through several candidates in a single sitting on plenty of fish.

EX:1st person "Gees! You've already messaged 20 people on pof! It's only been five minutes!"

2nd person "Yeah I'm speed fishing."

by Dr. Fate April 16, 2014

speed logging

Having to shit in a hurry, due to time constraints. Opposite of slow logging.

I was running late for work so I had to do some speed logging before I left. I aint shittin in McDonald's!

by gatorfeeder February 5, 2014

speed itch

A really fast itch, that takes precision and speed, usually done while playing a Racing video game, when you're going really fast, and one small mistake can ruin the race for you.

"Man, my head itches... Gotta pull off a speed itch."

by David Hendrix January 3, 2007

gamer speed

Gamer Speed occurs when a gamer of any kind enters a bullet-time like state where their reaction time greatly increases to a massive degree or manages to think 1 or more steps ahead of the enemy

Person 1: dude I just entered gamer speed
Person 2: holy shit what did it feel like

Person 1: time slowed down and I could sense people next move

Person 3: DIRTY HACKER

by Harrybo68419 December 11, 2020

Speed hump

A really fast humping motion or it could go really slow

Oh it was so fast and bumpy I thought I was going over a speed hump

by 665565555 April 19, 2019

Speeding Ticket

(NOUN): A summons issued to a coworker or employee when they screw up a task because of task saturation. Or a summons your spouse issues to you for screwing something up even though you are managing a thousand things correctly.

e.g., 1) My boss keeps giving me more sh*t to do just so he can give me a speeding ticket for messing up a task. 2) My wife is always giving me speeding tickets when I screw up and when I give her a speeding ticket, she always figures out how to turn it around and issue the speeding ticket back at me.

by Barely Managing February 13, 2023