train spank

To get beat so hard it feels like you got hit by a train.

To lose at an event or activity to the point you would rather get hit by a train.

Like getting spanked, except by a train.

I just got train spanked at bowling.
You're gonna get train spanked at call of duty this Friday.

That girl just got train spanked at tennis.

by killa beana April 25, 2014

Spanking a Gorilla

To tackle and dominate any hard task or situation.

A positive thing

Injust busted out with a serious backside 360. I spank gorillas

by Lee-Roy da' Lard Lump December 4, 2003

spank that monkey

to engage in the act of making love, to have sexual intercourse.

kenechi: man dashiki is a bomb-ass honey

uzo: yea i wanna spank that monkey

by ivan gonzalez August 16, 2006

Spank Tank

The gauge that measures how many things a child can do before taking an ass-beating.

A mother's Spank Tank was overflowed when her son spit at her in anger. This action was immediatly followed by a spanking with the iron palm of fury.

by Mark <Qtipp> June 2, 2007

Spank Bank

A Sperm Bank

She went to the spank bank to have a child.

by CowboyBeaux March 12, 2009

Spanking the Monkey

For a male, to expose and manually massage one's aroused phallic appendage, often publicly

Pee Wee Herman was arrested by the police for spanking the monkey in the porno theater.

by Ken Seabury August 11, 2018

Spank-Wank

The act of masturbation, via the medium of slapping one penis to the point of orgasm.

Broden: Hey Mark how did that interview go?
Mark: Sorry mate, i can't talk now. I'm having a spank-wank.
Broden: Ah shit. It went that bad.

by Weenus Waggler August 26, 2016