Smellies

Shitty Xmas gift consisting of shower gels or deodorants maybe some cheap aftershave/perfume if you're 'lucky'

What did you get for Xmas?

Not much just a few smellies

by Jax Lyger March 31, 2016

smelly panda

The results of sexual intercourse when the male produces highly potent protein semen.

"Shes got a smelly panda after her encounter with Daniel"

by onthepersuitofhappiness March 29, 2015

Smelly Josephine

When you shit on 10 £50 notes, then shove them down somebody's crevice. Then you ram it up the man's arse with an object of interest.

"That boy is such a twat, I'm going to give him a Smelly Josephine later."

by haha ye man November 9, 2020

Smelly Crusty Toast

Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!

"Dude, Mike and Molly had a smelly crusty toast this morning!"

by ballssucker2000 March 5, 2023

smelly updog

When your coworkers have nothing better to do than to make fun of you because their wives got em simpin'

A) do you love the smell of updog

B) What's updog

A) not much, just simpin' over my wife cause im a cuck

he is a smelly updog

by Stephenbechara February 29, 2024

Smelly George

When someone of greek heritige regularly says 'chat im with the huzz' and then proceeds to munt a random person.

That man is a smelly george

by demurious November 10, 2024

Smelly Cow

A smelly cow is like a annoying or dumb person specifically people with high egos, “fidgeters” and alt girls

“Hey your such a smelly cow because you have pink hair!”

by Farik Hanson April 2, 2021