shrek 

shrek is my husband and lord. he knows me so well. shrek is our god, if you do not worship our savior… you shalt by crossed by the monkey cotton picker named ice cube. he will in fact rock your stuff.

Gangsta 1: DUDE- do you know my boyfriend… shrek?

Gangsta 2: that is gay.

Gangsta 1: no…….

shrek by shrek my bf December 31, 2022

Shrek 

Our ogre king daddy

Shrek is the most beautiful thing to exist. He is king daddy a title only awarded to Shrek. Go watch Shrek it will change your life for the better, like me I’m wearing a Shrek shirt.

You: who is Shrek?

Me: Shrek is king daddy the best ogre ever.

Shrek by BubblegumTears February 14, 2023

Shrek 

Only the best ogre to ever exist ong

shrek is like an onion they both have layers.
Shrek is the goat of goats.

Shrek by shrek.is.daddy69 February 26, 2023

shrek 

Shrek is life.He is so smexy you must worship him with all your heart

"I just want to Shrek you"

shrek by safehh24h52h March 8, 2023

shrek 

the super amazing green king 👑

shrek is amazing

shrek by I_hate dolores umbridge March 9, 2023

shrek 

god

shrek is god

shrek by THESKEETERRIDER March 29, 2023

Shrek 

The ultimate daddy of the universe. His eyes, so brown, like a rotten onion. His skin, so green, like the surface of a weed-filled pond. His ears, so hot, they can melt even the coldest hearts.

We will love you forever Shrek.

Shrek is love, shrek is life, if you do not love shrek, I will kill your wife

Shrek by Jack Sparrow's pirate girl March 29, 2023