shaved shniz

a shaved pussy

dude, shaved shniz is awwwwwwesome

by daddy March 13, 2004

Shaved Potato

A sensation experienced while being loved by a man who has the rare misfortune of five o'clock shadow on the majority of his shaft. also known as the kitty prickle when referring to a women.

guy: hey lady why does your muff look like raw hamburger.

lady: i don't want to talk about it...

guy: sorry about that. it must have been my shaved potato.

by octoscorpion January 1, 2011

Tippy-Top Shape

A term used by a complete moron to describe the White House.

“I want to thank the White House Historical Association and all of the people that work so hard with Melania, with everybody, to keep this incredible house or building, or whatever you want to call it — because there really is no name for it; it is special — and we keep it in tip-top shape. We call it sometimes tippy-top shape. And it’s a great, great place.”

by FL21Seacat May 20, 2018

shaded out

(v.) to not come through on a plan or responsibility.

We were going to get royally drunk and go on a shade mission, but Jay totally shaded out on us.

by Russo's Salad Bar October 19, 2005

scapedog

(n.) the act of blaming your fart on a dog.

*similar to scapecat

Person 1: Did you fart dude?
Person 2: No, it was the dog.
Person 1: Are you scapedoggin?
Person 2: Yes....

by newspaperdude February 21, 2010

shaved Brittney

eg. Batshit crazy.

Did you hear about Mary? She just went shaved Brittney when Ron dumped her!

by Waow Rabalder July 18, 2010

Shamed

the act of sharting and cumming at the same time.

oh no bro!.. i just shamed.

by ginger1121 September 5, 2010