seasonal alcoholic

Drinking more frequently to get through the cold months of the year in the midwest.

Clyde "I get so bored during the winter i end up drinking to pass the time"
Merl "I know me too, im such a seasonal alcoholic"

by shoot2grill January 17, 2016

Kaning Season

A very rare and obscure event in which the creature known as the Kanus akwardus tries to seduce a mate and produce offspring. This is an extremely rare event due to the Kanus akwardus' akward nature and its excessive procrastination. Kaning Season is not yet fully understood by man kind. The Kanus akwardus is the only creature of it's kind and the rare nature of Kaning Season says that the Kanus akwardus could easily die out.

Person 1: Is it Kaning Season?
Person 2: What? Kid your high.
Person 1: Oh yeah, Kaning Season never happens.

by Kanus expert February 11, 2014

Fortnite Season

Another way of saying 3 months, or 1 quarter of a year.

Marco: Hey Polo, when did I open this lunch meat?
Polo: I think it was one Fortnite Season ago.
Marco: Shit, it’s now expired.

by TheAngryJanitor May 26, 2019

Japa Season

a period of exodus of mostly young, Nigerians to foreign countries in search of a better life. Peak Japa Season is usually between the Summer and the Fall.

Person 1: I never see John around. What's up with him?
Person 2: Bro, it's Japa season. John has left the country!

by Byno-sama September 27, 2021

The Seasonal Flu

The flu that looks like a pussy compared to The Swine.

"I think I've got The Seasonal Flu."

"At least you don't have The Swine. It's A LOT worse."

by southparkrox October 12, 2009

Stain season

The season that the chance of being stained is much greater

Yo, be careful of your surroundings its "stain season".

by saggylikings December 3, 2018

Dome Season

The season of which to receive "dome", "head" "blowjob" or oral sex as its known. Ranges from the beginning of September to the end of December.

It's dome season boys... prepare yourselves

by Big D the Dman Of HRHS October 26, 2017