Flip season

Flipping hoes

It's flip season

by Vfjebcnrn October 9, 2021

spanking season

spank the people that have a dinglo larger than 1 cm

i love spanking season

by katzvu October 10, 2021

Seasonal release

A limited release of a generic, pretentious beer from your local wanky craft brewery. Only limited because everyone realises it's shit, so won't drink it again.

Wanky craft brewery: What did you make of our seasonal release?

Customer: It tastes like ass - same as last year's.

by Awkwardsosig October 12, 2021

Japa Season

a period of exodus of mostly young, Nigerians to foreign countries in search of a better life. Peak Japa Season is usually between the Summer and the Fall.

Person 1: I never see John around. What's up with him?
Person 2: Bro, it's Japa season. John has left the country!

by Byno-sama September 27, 2021

seaweed season

A period starting October 1 through the 27th of which seaweed is harvested and sold for profit

Ralph: Hey, have you seen Steven?
John: No, he’s too busy at his job, it is seaweed season after all

by Yak Horseman September 27, 2021

Seasoning pack

Slang used to describe condoms since they both usually come in square packs

Last night with shawty was crazy I had to pull out the seasoning pack

by Jay breezy makes it easy February 21, 2022

Harpoon Season

Any period of time in which a man will try to hook up with any woman who greatly supersedes him in both weight and size.

It is a reference to the mid 1800's in which harpoons where the weapon of choice for whalers who hunted some of the largest mammals on the planet.

Person 1: Bro, do you see that chick over there? Ima get her number.

Person 2: Dude, she's got 100 pounds on you easy.

Person 1: Fuck it! Its harpoon season!

by k_jord March 2, 2022