Salped

To slobber or spit on someone

Person 1: the dog just salped on me
Person 2: damn

by ismelllikeawoman17293 August 2, 2020

Shichter Scale

A scale ranging from 1, being the lowest, to 10, being the highest, that indicates the intensity of the smell radiating from a shit.

Oh God...that shit smells awful. That's at least a 7 on the Shichter Scale.

by Matt D. Underwood July 5, 2008

Douche Scale

the scale of douches, 1 being really good and 100 being really bad.

1 - 10: Genuinely Nice Guy.

(Sensitive, sweet. 1 - 5 = pure)

11 - 20: Average Guy.

(Most guys in this category. nice, but not super sweet. 15 and under are a bit sensitive.)

21 - 30: Douchemuffin.

(Nice, but still douchey. not annoying.)

31 - 40: Douchemeister.

(annoying, but a little amusing.)

41 - 50: Doucheface.

(tolerable to an extent, a bit more annoying than a Douchemeister.)

51 - 60: Douchebag.

(stereotypical Douchebag, hater.)

61 - 70: Douchemonkey.

(harasser, troll, mild player.)

71 - 80: Douchenozzle.

(messes with girls' emotions, immature, player.)

81 - 90: Douchefaqué. (also pronounced Douchefag.)

(extreme player, intolerant to others that are different sexist, racist, etc.)

91 - 100: Supreme Master Doucheface.

(Abuser. 91 - 93 = emotional abuse. 94 - 97 = physical abuse. 98 - 100 = both.)

Notes:

1 - 50 = tolerable.

51 - 100 = bitchworthy, insensitive.

**Reasons must be provided for any ratings over 60.

She used the Douche Scale to rate him as an 80, a Douchenozzle.

by kitten_taters :) November 3, 2010

marriage scale

Term use to describe how likely you are going to be considered to get married with.

Alex: "Jason you are on the lowest marriage scale."
Jason: "Phuck, I'll be the last one to be considered to get married with"

_ Jason Shin

by Jason Milburn July 8, 2014

pentatonic scale

a pentatonic scale is a musical scale that has five notes per octave it has a relation to the heptatonic scale which is a seven notes per octave, pentatonic scales are found all around the world, they are divided into those with semitones (hemitonic) and those without (anhemitonic)

pentatonix is a musical group, they use a cappella group that got there name from the pentatonic scale in result they have five members a bass, a beat boxer who is a tenor, mezzo-soprano, a baritone, and a counter tenor.

by pepentatperson2345 March 17, 2017

bordom scale

ur bordum

my bordum is a 9 on the bordum scale

mine is 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 on the bordom scale

by loklokloklok.lokdirk February 4, 2020

Fauciian Scale

A measurement scale, from one to ten used to describe how seriously a person takes the CDC’s recommendation to wear a mask to prevent the spread of COVID-19 and to practice social distancing

One=Refuses to ever wear a mask, thinks COVID-19 is a hoax
Two

Three=only wears a mask in public when forced
Four

Five
Six
Seven=wears a mask in public, but not around close friends in own house
Eight
Nine
Ten=Always wears a mask, even when at home (living alone)

That asshole never wears a mask even though he sells tickets at a bus station. He’s a “one” on the Fauciian scale.

Our neighbors were a lot more serious about Covid than we are. They wore a mask the entire time they were at our house. I guess they’re a nine on the Fauciian scale and we’re only a seven.

I saw a guy in the store "wearing" a mask by just having it dangling from his ear, not covering his face. I'd only give him two fauci's on the fauciian scale

by PoorDavid October 29, 2020