mental russian roulette

Taking chances that will most likely end negatively, but being hopeful of the best possible outcome

Asking a girl out is like a game of mental Russian Roulette

by FML( -_-) March 28, 2016

Child Support Roulette

The act of a large group of men cumming into a jar, then stirring the slew, afterwards dipping a dildo into the cum and putting it into a girl's vagina. Whichever person gets the girl pregnant pays child support.

Man 1: "Yo did you hear, the DNA results from our casual match of CSR came back."

Man 2: "Oh shit man, who lost?"

Man 1, revealing himself as Maury: "When it comes to the game of Child Support Roulette...." He paused for dramatic effect. "YOU ARE THE FATHER!"

Man 2:"Yo fuck that."

Maury: "You lost fair and square, dawg."

by Smol Meme Account June 3, 2018

fidelity russian roulette

When you raw dog a married bitch and let her possibility of getting pregnant determine the fate of her marriage

Jimmy fucked Johnny’s wife with no condom, johnny’s wife got knocked up, Because she lost the game of fidelity Russian roulette. Now Johnny’s wife is jimmy’s pregnant girlfriend

by Rolllinstone July 2, 2018

taco bell roulette

When your boyfriend eats a large amount of Taco Bell and then you rim him.

Baby, what do you want for dinner?
Taco Bell!
But you promised to rim me later...
Looks like I’m playing Taco Bell roulette again!🤷🏻 ♀️

by Mandi Minx May 9, 2019

European redneck roulette

Is known as triple zero Roulette wheel ,played at las Vegas Nevada, the triple zero features the order of the European or “french roulette” “single zero” with the sections of the Voisins wich are ,Zero ,2,3 / 4-7 /12-15/18-21/19-22/25-26-28-28/35/35 the orphelins (orphans) are 1/6-9/14-17-20/31/34.The tiers are 5-8/10-11/13-16/23-24/27-30/33-36 with the addition of double zero and triple zero considering the lower minimums the Europeans rednecks are delighted with their favorite passtime

Dealers remarks....“Look at that European redneck roulette player ,betting ,Voisins, tiers, and orphelins like a high Roller and stiffing gorgeous waitress Maria ...H ...what i can expect from this European redneck roulette player?” GET RID OF HIM!

by Crazyaldo.com September 23, 2019

Ceiling Fan Condom Roulette

If you like safe sex but pine for a bit of risk then ceiling fan condom roulette (CFCR) is the post coitus game for you. Jizz like you normally do but instead of flushing your little swimmers down the never cleaned toilet, throw with all your might, the jizz packed condom at the moving ceiling fan above your (and your partners) head. It's going to land somewhere - your face, the closet door or it could just stick to one of the fan blades (rarely happens). Safe sex with a dash of gambling, that's CFCR in a nutshell. Godspeed little minnow.

Ceiling fan condom roulette is defined by throwing a cum filled condom at a ceiling fan after sex.

For example.

After I came, I pulled off the jizz filled rubber and threw it at the ceiling fan. Essentially, Amy and I were playing ceiling fan condom roulette. It stuck to the side of my shitty Wal-Mart bookcase. We safely made it through another round of ceiling fan condom roulette.

For you CFCR newbs, the very definition of risk is playing ceiling fan condom roulette multiple times a night. See how far you can go without someone getting cum in the face (or worse).

by Chris Blackwell the Beast December 26, 2019

Fag Flag Roulette

Fag flag roulette or rainbow flag roulette is when 6 or more homosexuals lay down and pleasure the person next to them using hands and toys, the first to climax / lose has to 'clean up' after all the others, often using only their mouth. The winner (depending on which way you look at it) is the one who finishes last and doesn't have to 'clean up'. Like soggy biscuit but strictly for the rainbow flag brigade.

That sausage jockey went to play fag flag roulette last night and lost, but I think that was his plan.

by Theliberalcommuter January 19, 2022