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The act of using wet paper towels to clean your ass and taint due to the effects of swamp ass and consistent wet farts, usually after walking outside on hot, humid days.

Usually performed to prevent cube or office mates from realizing that your smell like poop, though more likely than not, they already know. Can also use moist towelets, or baby wipes. Dry toilet paper cannot proivde the necessary solvent affects to deminish your smell.
Frank: Dude, I just walked back from the mall. I've got swamp ass and I've been farting all day...I think I need to reset.
Jim: Yea, its like 100 degrees out, and I can smell you from here, you should reset before the ladies...
Sally: WTF Frank, you small like you are swimming in your own feces, even a retard could tell that they should do a rest, God you are stupid.
by Sapper Skip September 19, 2009
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An old band that had members of Simple Plan, but unlike SP, they actually had good songs such as "Blew It Off" and "Go Away".
Teenybopper: Man, I LOOOOOOVE Simple Plan! Pierre is SOOOO HOT!
Normal Person: Do you like Reset, too?
Teenybopper: Reset?!?!?!?!
by Big M March 13, 2004
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Restless Leg Syndrome

Restless Leg Syndrome is where ones leg will not stop moving. Even when sitting.. Usually making an annoying noise to everyone around them.
Bloody Barry, he's got Restless Leg Syndrome, it's so annoying.
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Peace and Rest

A phrase commonly used by black men in the Kennington area as a farewell gesture.
"I'm off to burgle that house, peace and rest blud"
by Willenium November 10, 2006
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restaurant

A place where you throw food at unsuspecting customers.
"Yeah, I went to the restaurant to throw food at my mom, and that's how she died from a spoon to the face"
by *place name here* October 15, 2009
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resto-lounge

A trendy upscale bar and lounge that offers fusion cuisine, usually tapas-style small plates, in addition to highly stylized specialty drinks.
"The new Hungarian resto-lounge down on 35th street is the new hotspot for foodies and hipsters alike."
by City Girl Cooks April 14, 2008
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R.B.S. (Restless Boner Syndrome)

A condition caused by the lack of Vitamin P is a male's every day diet.

Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Tossing and turning in bed.
-Anxiety is social situation.
-Terrible morning cramps.
"F-in aye Bob, its been 10 days and this R.B.S. (Restless Boner Syndrome) is just getting worse."
by VPOD September 14, 2011
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