Negro Restraining Order

Its when you tie a black mans penis around their own ankles.

If you ever get my honey pie mixed up with my cootie again i will give you a negro restraining order

by upleftrightdownsyndrome October 30, 2010

restupidtard

the act of being stupid and retarded, all at the same time. very easily done.

Randy is such a restupidtard, he thought he could ace his SAT's after drinking the whole night before.

by emily catherine May 8, 2007

restavik

Unpaid servant children in Haiti, especially Port-au-Prince. Poor families give up their children as young as four-years-old to work in the city for the opportunity for them to go to school. Most are abused and considered slaves.

She's quiet, because she grew up as a restavik.

We're going on a mission to help the restaviks.

by JoyceD January 16, 2010

restaurant English

The minimal amount of English a foreign-born waiter or busboy learns in order to communicate with his/her customers—"hamburger," "fork," "cheese," etc.

He couldn't really follow what was on TV, he basically just knew restaurant English

by dizzy spins November 19, 2009

resturant rage

an intense flood of anger incited by being forced to eat in close proximity to the most annoying women in Midland, during which they cackle, complain and whine about why men don't like them. Symptoms include: an overwhelming desire to spontaneously flip their table over and watch their legs kick defenselessly while they suffocate on their nacho grande.

I need to see a therapist for my "resturant rage".

by kfonte April 6, 2010

resting poop face

when someones face constantly looks like the have to poop

"hey does your friend need to use the toilet"

"no he just has resting poop face"

by Maxwell John son June 21, 2016

Resterection

What you call the boner you get when you lay down for an afternoon nap.

Me: do you get a massive erection when you try and take a nap?
Brian: yeah. It's called a resterection.

by OG Dictionizer May 18, 2016