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Welcum Reception

When you haven’t seen your significant other in a long time so you wait for him/her with open arms and your cock flopping around in the wind waiting to release the build up of splooge all over their face or tits.
Tyrant: I hate the fact that my girlfriend lives on campuss cause I never bang and always have to wack my lil pecker.

Big Easy: when she cums home you should throw her a nice welcum reception and shower her with tiny little pearly white gifts!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm August 23, 2019
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Wide Receiver

When a man is ramming a girl from behind, allow a massive amount of sperm to build up. When he is about to finally go he pulls out , smacks her on the ass, and yells "set hut, hut". The girl then gets up angrily and runs up the sideline and cuts middle where she then catches the release.

Aiming for the face will most likely leave it on the chest, which should be the main target for any passer.

As a result of a threesome, an interception may occur, take caution.
After the Saints lost last night, i gave my girlfriend the oh'l Wide Receiver
by bte123 January 11, 2011
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Reece

He is a cunt, and likes to throw eggs at people's cars while being socially retarded with his friends. Although he is rarely liked by his peers he still manages to make it through the day.
Wow that Reece is such a Reece
by ReeceLover2424 March 18, 2018
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Reece-das Touch

(idiomatic) n perj. {antonym of midas touch} the ability to make anything you do a complete failure simply through your presence.
'women were intelligent but they kinda have the reece-das touch'

"man i viciously and brutally beat my wife yesterday....she has the reece-das touch when it comes to cooking"
by El Presidente 22 October 30, 2008
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recessionist

n, someone who excels during a Economic Recession.People who over come the economic of there environment to thrive.
He is a real recessionist, opening that business in this market.
by TIDO D December 17, 2008
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Recession Question

A recession question is generally asked by a customer to a business. It is asked to find out if there is a way of saving money with a desired purchase.
Example 1:

Woman (upon entering TGI FRIDAYS): Excuse me, yes, I have a recession question, umm...I saw a commercial on TV sayin' you had menu items starting from $6.99...is that like, ONE item or is it more than that...can I see a menu?

Example 2:

Employee: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order?
Woman: Is the fish sandwich still just a dollar this week or...whas' goin on with that?

Example 3:

Employee (answering phone): Thank you for calling Bally Total Fitness, this is Steve, How may I help you?
Caller: Hi, I was wonderin, I heard you can add on a family member for 19 dollars a month...n I mean, like, whatchu mean exactly by family?
by chasityMD April 29, 2009
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receptackle

joyous greeting at an airport etc... resulting in majority of participants and innocent bystanders being heavily fondled and knocked to the ground
Amy's warm receptackle at RFK was just what we needed after the long standoff between President Carter and the hijackers.
by fup duck July 3, 2011
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